the time of the llama is upon us. bow and curse the gms

by **CRAYOLA** on Tue Aug 28, 2007 8:15 pm

we shall rule

by **CRAYOLA** on Tue Aug 28, 2007 8:17 pm

HECTOR IS NO LONGER THE SPAM KING

MY REIGN OF TERROR RETURNS

HAHAHAHAHAAHA

AND LLAMAS SHALL FALL FROM THE SKY.

by **dominationnation** on Tue Aug 28, 2007 8:18 pm

*yawn* again?

by **lord twiggy1** on Tue Aug 28, 2007 8:32 pm

Narrator: The trolls were weak and the flamers were unoriginal.

Cynthia: Spammer
Hecter: Yes, my Lady
Cynthia: Come back with your account, or on it

DirtyDishSoap: Mods, they failed the Lack's test, and a turtle who fancies himself a god feels a very human chill crawl up his shell.

Mod: Choose your next posts carefully, Hecter. They may be your last, as King.
Hecter: You bring the names and post counts of banned accounts to my thread, you insult my queen and you threaten my spammers with banning and forum banning...Oh I’ve chosen my posts carefully mod. Perhaps you
should have done the same.

Guilty_Biscuit wrote:
Hecter: You have many fighters, Crayola. Wait, no you dont. It won't be long before they fear my spammers more than yours...you.
Crayola: It's not the lash they fear. It is my post.

Hecter: This is where we spam! This is where they fail!
VincentM: On these keyboards, boys!
[Good Spammers cheer]
Hecter: Remember this day, men, for it will be yours for all time.

Crayola: My posts will block out the sun.
DirtyDishsoap: Then we will spam in the shade.

DirtyDishSoap: What the hell are you laughing at?
Skittles!: You had to say it!
DirtyDishSoap: What?
Skittles!: Fight in the shade!

Hecter: My spammers, gather round! No retreat, no surrender; that is Spammer's law and by Spammer's law we will stand and spam... and be banned. A new age has begun. An age of freedom, and will know, that 300 Spammers gave their last posts to defend it!

VincentM: For 500 days they've served the dark will of Crayola. Eyes as dark as night... teeth, filed to fangs... souless. The personal guard to king Crayola himself, the cayon poster elite. The stupidest posting force in all of conquer club. The Crayons.

Hecter: Submission...that's a bit of a problem. See rumor has it, the Athenians have already turned you down. And if those philosophers and eh, boy lovers have that kind of nerve...!

Crayola: Yours is a fascinating clan. Defiant even in the face of deadly spam. There is much our cultures could share.
Hecter: Perhaps you haven't noticed, but we've been sharing our culture with you all morning.

Hecter: Moderators... we'll put their name to the test.

VincentM: They look tired!
Spartan King Leonidas: Well let's give them something to see! To the spamming pictures!

[VincentM is putting a patch over his avatar]
Hecter: VincentM , I trust that "scratch" hasn't made you useless.
VincentM: Hardly, my lord, it's just an avatar. The gods saw fit to grace me with a spare.

Hecter: This is where we hold them. This is where we spam. This is where they fail...HE fails

Hecter:Let me guess, you must be Craola
Crayola: Yes and in a few hours llamas will rule CC

Hecter:What must a king do to save his kingdom:
Cynthia:Instead ask yourself: what must a free spammer do?"

Hecter:Knights! What is your profession?"
Knights: SPAM!

Crayola: I will erase Spamalots from the forum......The world will never even know you existed at all. that is, of course, assuming Lack gives me mod powers
Hecter: The world will know that free spammers stood against a crayon, that few stood against many

Hecter: There's no reason we can't be civil.
VincentM: [hijacks a stupid thread] Right Sire.

Crayola: Consider the fate of your women.
Hecter: Clearly you don't know our women! I might as well have marched them up here judging by what I've seen.

Hecter: Spammers! Ready your breakfast and eat hearty... For tonight, we dine in Flame Wars!

Cynthia: I am not here to represent Hecter; his spam speak louder than my posts ever could. I am here for all those voices which cannot be heard: mothers, daughters, fathers, sons - three hundred families that bleed for our rights, and for the very principles this room was built upon. We are at war, gentlemen. We must send the entire Spam army to aid our king in the preservation of not just ourselves, but of our children. Send the army for the preservation of liberty. Send it for justice. Send it for law and order. Send it for reason. But most importantly, send our army for hope - hope that a king and his men have not been wasted to the pages of a forum - that their courage bonds us together, that we are made stronger by their actions, and that your choices today reflect their bravery.

VincentM: We Spammers have descended from Sir Spamalot himself. Taught never to retreat, never to surrender. Taught that being banned for spamming in the forums is the greatest glory he could achieve with his account. Spammers: the finest soldiers the world has ever known.

Hecter: You there! Serbia! May you live forever. DIRTYDISHSOAP!

DirtyDishSoap: We did what we were trained to do, what we were bred to do, what we were born to do!

Xenhu: [before raping Queen Cynthia] This will not be over quickly. You will not enjoy this. I am not your King.

XenHu: My whore Queen...
Queen Cynthia: [stabs Xenhu] This will not be over quickly! You will not enjoy this! I am not your Queen!

by **unriggable** on Tue Aug 28, 2007 8:34 pm

lord twiggy1 wrote:VincentM: For 500 days they've served the dark will of Crayola. Eyes as dark as night... teeth, filed to fangs... souless. The personal guard to king Crayola himself, the cayon poster elite. The stupidest posting force in all of conquer club. The Crayons.

Replace crayons with region of risk fans and it fits perfectly.

by **CRAYOLA** on Tue Aug 28, 2007 8:35 pm

WHO FAKED ME JACKASSES

by **lord twiggy1** on Tue Aug 28, 2007 8:37 pm

what are you talking about

by **dominationnation** on Tue Aug 28, 2007 8:37 pm

unriggable wrote:
lord twiggy1 wrote:VincentM: For 500 days they've served the dark will of Crayola. Eyes as dark as night... teeth, filed to fangs... souless. The personal guard to king Crayola himself, the cayon poster elite. The stupidest posting force in all of conquer club. The Crayons.

Replace crayons with region of risk fans and it fits perfectly.

hey, we arnt that bad of a clan