Name your poison.

[Dmunster]

Start the night with a little blow, an 8 ball works nicely. Proceed to shots of Rumpleminze and plenty of Bud Light to take the edge off. When its time to sleep, hopefully you've conned some hooch into yer bed, again an 8 ball usually works nicely. Pop a xanax and get some head from said hooch and, voila, wonderful night.

Yeah, Sex is always a good thing but I think thats something most are into so I didnt state it because that was obvious!

The sex is just to help me get to sleep, its not one of my vices.

Yeah, but its one of my vices lol Just ask VT I'm always trying for sex.. I'm more perverted then anyone I know so far anyways!

Ass to mouth?

Nope. Why is that what your into?

Nah I ask every girl I meet that question.

Yeah, only met 3 people ever that was into that and I thought it was kinda sick.. but then again I guess its just personal preference right? into BDSM?

Hehe, I dunno, I have had chicks ask me to tie them up and stuff but nothing really crazy. Really seems liek a lot of work. You know the wierdest thing ive done? Choking. I have had multiple chicks ask me to choke them. It creeps me out a little. I dated one girl that that was the only way shed get off.

[Norse]

Bah! she's no pervert at all!!

how can you be a pervert if you dont enjoy the ass-mouth ritual?

[unriggable]

Bah! she's no pervert at all!!

how can you be a pervert if you dont enjoy the ass-mouth ritual?

I thought she did?

[salvadevinemasse]

Bah! she's no pervert at all!!

how can you be a pervert if you dont enjoy the ass-mouth ritual?

I thought she did?

NO! Thats one place I dont go.. i'll do the medical gloves and hand there if the guy likes it... but not my mouth... eww

[Norse]

Bah! she's no pervert at all!!

how can you be a pervert if you dont enjoy the ass-mouth ritual?

I thought she did?

NO! Thats one place I dont go.. i'll do the medical gloves and hand there if the guy likes it... but not my mouth... eww

frigid

[salvadevinemasse]

Bah! she's no pervert at all!!

how can you be a pervert if you dont enjoy the ass-mouth ritual?

I thought she did?

NO! Thats one place I dont go.. i'll do the medical gloves and hand there if the guy likes it... but not my mouth... eww

frigid

Huh? Frigid meaning?

[Norse]

*Extremely cold. See synonyms at cold.
*Lacking warmth of feeling.
*Stiff and formal in manner: a frigid refusal to a request.
*Persistently averse to sexual intercourse.

[salvadevinemasse]

*Extremely cold. See synonyms at cold.
*Lacking warmth of feeling.
*Stiff and formal in manner: a frigid refusal to a request.
*Persistently averse to sexual intercourse.

Just because I wont lick someone's but all a sudden I'm a frigid person.. I think I'm mostly open minded but I'm sure there are things you wont do to your wife/or/ g/f that she might like.. Most people Norse have a certain place sexually they wont go.. I get off better on the medical route but no I don't plan on touching my tounge to someones butt.. Esp. If i don't know if its been washed and such I mean What if they aren't feeling well stomach wise... If someone has diarrhea? I mean ewww I'm sorry but I dont need that taste in my mouth... I'll do almost anything once but not that

[AtomicSlug]

Anyone else (besides u sick Irish lol) know what a Yard glass is?

This guy has a full yard:

but typically when ordering a yard you'd get a half-yard:

Thanks man! I couldn't find the pics I had. They were full yards. I as fully wasted.

And I don't mean to stereotype the Irish, it just happened that this guy was.

If u decide that u want to try a contest like this make sure that you are completely sober beforehand, and that your opponent is at least 2 sheets to the wind!

[salvadevinemasse]

Anyone else (besides u sick Irish lol) know what a Yard glass is?

This guy has a full yard:

but typically when ordering a yard you'd get a half-yard:

Thanks man! I couldn't find the pics I had. They were full yards. I as fully wasted.

And I don't mean to stereotype the Irish, it just happened that this guy was.

If u decide that u want to try a contest like this make sure that you are completely sober beforehand, and that your opponent is at least 2 sheets to the wind!

I like the pics too! *drooling over here!*