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Re: The Fearful Copper

Postby Aegnor on Sun Jul 08, 2007 8:08 pm

Norse wrote:
Pain Killer wrote:
JoeBeevers wrote:boring imaginitive story


my advise: go see a psichiatrist



yae, wot hee siad



Ahhh, give the guy a break. Where else could he express his creativity other than the internet? I find him amusing at times.
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Re: The Fearful Copper

Postby Anarchy Ninja on Mon Jul 09, 2007 2:41 am

Aegnor wrote:
Norse wrote:
Pain Killer wrote:
JoeBeevers wrote:boring imaginitive story


my advise: go see a psichiatrist



yae, wot hee siad



Ahhh, give the guy a break. Where else could he express his creativity other than the internet? I find him amusing at times.


At times indeed, like I said he should wright a book "Joe's Zany Adventures" :lol:
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Re: The Fearful Copper

Postby Norse on Mon Jul 09, 2007 3:54 am

Aegnor wrote:
Norse wrote:
Pain Killer wrote:
JoeBeevers wrote:boring imaginitive story


my advise: go see a psichiatrist



yae, wot hee siad



Ahhh, give the guy a break. Where else could he express his creativity other than the internet? I find him amusing at times.


no no no no, I was only messing about. I mean, I looked up the meaning of 'psichiatrist' on wikepedia, and found no results..... :shock:
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Postby MeDeFe on Mon Jul 09, 2007 4:40 am

JoeBeevers wrote:
Norse wrote:Joe, you wanna watch out mate, that missus of yours gets about whilst your back is turned.


She don`t, I have one of my men watch her at all times. He`s a little weasel called Terry the Tail. I rescued him once from a 10 stretch, I got Jack the Ladders to spring him from clink.
Terry was so grateful to me he`ll now do anything.
He has to be watching the house 12 hours a day, he sits in his beaten up Ford Fiesta so not to draw attention to himself.
He tried to screw me over for some dough a few weeks ago, a swift punch to his solar plexus soon put paid to his whinging

And guess what Terry does with his tail. Word gets about, you know.
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Postby reverend_kyle on Mon Jul 09, 2007 5:04 am

s.xkitten wrote:
Cynthia wrote:We can't wait..


speak for yourself... :wink:


I'm the man I'll give you your opinion.

You can't wait.
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Postby jnd94 on Mon Jul 09, 2007 6:23 am

Joe, once again you bring a smile to my face as i read your stories. Dont listen to the pricks insulting you. Keep it up, mate!
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Postby unriggable on Mon Jul 09, 2007 10:29 am

It was daylight when you woke up in your ditch. You looked up at your sky then. That made blue be your color. You had your knife there with you too. When you stood up there was goo all over your clothes. Your hands were sticky. You wiped them on your grass, so now your color was green. Oh Lord, why did everything always have to keep changing like this. You were already getting nervous again. Your head hurt and it rang when you stood up. Your head was almost empty. It always hurt you when you woke up like this. You crawled up out of your ditch onto your gravel road and began to walk, waiting for the rest of your mind to come back to you. You can see the car parked far down the road and you walked toward it. "If God is our Father," you thought, "then Satan must be our cousin." Why didn't anyone else understand these important things? You got to your car and tried all the doors. They were locked. It was a red car and it was new. There was an expensive leather camera case laying on the seat. Out across your field, you could see two tiny people walking by your woods. You began to walk towards them. Now red was your color and, of course, those little people out there were yours too.
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Postby s.xkitten on Mon Jul 09, 2007 11:49 am

reverend_kyle wrote:
s.xkitten wrote:
Cynthia wrote:We can't wait..


speak for yourself... :wink:


I'm the man I'll give you your opinion.

You can't wait.


umm...no...
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Postby dwightschrute on Mon Jul 09, 2007 12:34 pm

AK_iceman wrote:That was actually a pretty entertaining read. :lol:
yea it was ok but he is still a multi.
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