"You can't make chicken salad out of chicken shit"

[dussle]

"Time flies like an arrow, fruit flies like a banana.
-Groucho Marx

[static_ice]

alright I can think of some better ones this time

these are some quotes from pink floyd's The Wall [size=0](an imaginary character named Pink builds a mental wall with mental bricks that symbolize all the isolational events in his life)[/size]

"All in all you were all just bricks in the wall." - Pink Floyd, Pink

"Crazy, over the rainbow, I am crazy,
Bars in the window.
There must have been a door there in the wall" - Pink Floyd, Pink

"Since, my friend, you have revealed your deepest fear
I sentence you to be exposed before your peers.
Tear down the wall!" - Pink Floyd, The Judge

"All alone, or in twos,
The ones who really love you
Walk up and down outside the wall.
Some hand in hand
And some gathered together in bands.
The bleeding hearts and artists
Make their stand.
And when they've given you their all
Some stagger and fall, after all it's not easy
Banging your heart against some mad bugger's wall." - Roger Waters [size=0](bassist/vocalist)[/size]

[bedub1]

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[Minister Masket]

Ok, I've got a few, starting with another quote from Calvin and Hobbes:
"I think that the only proof that intelligent life exists elsewhere is that none of it has trid to contact us" Or along those lines.

"I am free of all prejudices, I hate everyone equally" WC Fields.
A personal favourite of mine

"No man with a sense of humour ever founded a religion" Robert G Ingersoll

And finally one I made up:
"Whenever I see two sides to an argument, I look for a third path"
Minister Masket

I have loads more, but it's unfair to people here...

[The1exile]

"I would rather have people ask why Cato had no monument, than why he had one."

[EvilPurpleMonkey]

"f*ck you!"
-Anonymous

[Minister Masket]

"Sh*t happens"
Anonymous

"Fish happens"
Surrealism