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how big is your Dick?

Postby Army of GOD on Mon Feb 08, 2021 5:01 pm

do you know any Dicks in your life? if so, how tall are they?

I am a Dick but I am lilliputian at 5'6"
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Re: how big is your Dick?

Postby Dukasaur on Mon Feb 08, 2021 11:54 pm

My favourite Dick died. Now I don't have one.

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Re: how big is your Dick?

Postby riskllama on Tue Feb 09, 2021 12:43 am

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Re: how big is your Dick?

Postby betiko on Tue Feb 09, 2021 11:48 am

I don’t understand feet AOG. Speak in a language we all understand
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Re: how big is your Dick?

Postby 2dimes on Tue Feb 09, 2021 1:36 pm

Llama and Duk don't know how many centimeters tall they are even though it's written on their license.
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Re: how big is your Dick?

Postby saxitoxin on Tue Feb 09, 2021 2:03 pm

Army of GOD wrote:do you know any Dicks in your life? if so, how tall are they?

I am a Dick but I am lilliputian at 5'6"


I went to college with a Dick. I'd say he's about 5'11" (or 180 cm for betiko).
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Re: how big is your Dick?

Postby Dukasaur on Tue Feb 09, 2021 3:47 pm

2dimes wrote:Llama and Duk don't know how many centimeters tall they are even though it's written on their license.


I am not a Dick, so my height would be irrelevant.

191 cm, if it will help flesh out your fantasy...:)
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Re: how big is your Dick?

Postby 2dimes on Tue Feb 09, 2021 5:25 pm

I was actually claiming you wouldn't know.
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Re: how big is your Dick?

Postby mookiemcgee on Fri Feb 12, 2021 1:01 am

Dukasaur wrote:

191 cm


Wow, that's a big dick!
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Re: how big is your Dick?

Postby 2dimes on Fri Feb 12, 2021 9:09 am

Did you just respond with, "Yeah you are!" to Duke's claim not to be a Dick?
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Re: how big is your Dick?

Postby BoganGod on Mon Feb 15, 2021 11:39 am

We need to define the metric for measurement. Where does the shaft start? Am I right in assuming you are inquiring so lovingly about the erect member?
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