UK saves world again

by **mrswdk** on Mon Jul 20, 2020 5:33 pm

First it crushed Africa

Then it crushed Germany (twice)

NOW, it crushes COVID-19

The cleverest scientists from the cleverest country in the world have today solved COVID-19:

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-53469839

World, you are welcome. You can all start paying your Saviour Tax to the UK immediately.

by **mrswdk** on Mon Jul 20, 2020 5:33 pm

US researchers fat, EU researchers lesbians, Chinese researchers all dead of COVID-19, UK researchers saving the world and still getting home in time for tea:

by **saxitoxin** on Tue Jul 21, 2020 1:38 am

BIG DEAL. We'll just buy Oxford and move it to America, just like we did with the London Bridge and Prince Harry.

Then the U.S. will have solved COVID-19.

by **saxitoxin** on Tue Jul 21, 2020 1:52 am

The last time a European country came-up with a miracle cure before the U.S. ...

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/HPA-23

I'm not gonna be part of the first wave to queue for the Oxford vaccine!

by **mrswdk** on Tue Jul 21, 2020 3:39 am

saxitoxin wrote:https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/HPA-23

The United States, which had a more stringent drug approval process than France

That's a laugh. Wasn't the US Prez recently injecting himself with bleach and telling everyone to go out in the sun and/or take untested antimalarials as COVID-19 cures? That's just one small step away from telling people that having sex with a virgin will cure their HIV.

by **Dukasaur** on Tue Jul 21, 2020 6:01 am

mrswdk wrote:
saxitoxin wrote:https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/HPA-23

The United States, which had a more stringent drug approval process than France

That's a laugh. Wasn't the US Prez recently injecting himself with bleach and telling everyone to go out in the sun and/or take untested antimalarials as COVID-19 cures? That's just one small step away from telling people that having sex with a virgin will cure their HIV.

Don't knock it until you try it!

by **mrswdk** on Tue Jul 21, 2020 9:01 am

Virgins are the worst. Just ask AoG.

by **The ram** on Tue Jul 21, 2020 12:47 pm

A better title would be " Britain foils China, again ".

by **mookiemcgee** on Tue Jul 21, 2020 1:07 pm

mrswdk wrote:
saxitoxin wrote:https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/HPA-23

The United States, which had a more stringent drug approval process than France

That's a laugh. Wasn't the US Prez recently injecting himself with bleach and telling everyone to go out in the sun and/or take untested antimalarials as COVID-19 cures? That's just one small step away from telling people that having sex with a virgin will cure their HIV.

How does a virgin get HIV? Blood transfusion or born with it I guess.

Or maybe the suggestion here is butt sex, but no vejayjay sex = virgin