I feel it is now time to share my secrets on how to suck massively at conquer club:
1) Always cut your nose off to spite your face
2) Pursuing petty vendettas is a fun way to kill yourself off quicker
3) Atheist rants are sure to anger the one true dice god
4) Think like roy keane - the more red cards the better
4) Allow anger and bitterness to cloud your judgement and watch those points just fall off!
There you have it. Fourteen months of expertise in one post.