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A message from God

Postby jonesthecurl on Tue Mar 31, 2020 3:25 pm

Our pet Jesus channel is not the only one that God talks directly to:
The wife of the CEO of Hobby Lobby was contacted directly by God to inform her that the stores should remain open, and that Hobby Lobby had some sort of dvine protection.

It appears that God got it wrong, as stores are now closing and staff being sacked with no notice.
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Re: A message from God

Postby mookiemcgee on Tue Mar 31, 2020 4:40 pm

jonesthecurl wrote:Our pet Jesus channel is not the only one that God talks directly to:
The wife of the CEO of Hobby Lobby was contacted directly by God to inform her that the stores should remain open, and that Hobby Lobby had some sort of dvine protection.

It appears that God got it wrong, as stores are now closing and staff being sacked with no notice.


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Re: A message from God

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Re: A message from God

Postby Maxleod on Tue Mar 31, 2020 5:14 pm

mookiemcgee wrote:
jonesthecurl wrote:Our pet Jesus channel is not the only one that God talks directly to:
The wife of the CEO of Hobby Lobby was contacted directly by God to inform her that the stores should remain open, and that Hobby Lobby had some sort of dvine protection.

It appears that God got it wrong, as stores are now closing and staff being sacked with no notice.


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Re: A message from God

Postby KoolBak on Wed Apr 01, 2020 7:09 am

Oh man..... :lol:

jonesthecurl wrote:Our pet Jesus channel is not the only one that God talks directly to:
The wife of the CEO of Hobby Lobby was contacted directly by God to inform her that the stores should remain open, and that Hobby Lobby had some sort of dvine protection.

It appears that God got it wrong, as stores are now closing and staff being sacked with no notice.
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Re: A message from God

Postby betiko on Wed Apr 01, 2020 10:22 pm

jonesthecurl wrote:Our pet Jesus channel is not the only one that God talks directly to:
The wife of the CEO of Hobby Lobby was contacted directly by God to inform her that the stores should remain open, and that Hobby Lobby had some sort of dvine protection.

It appears that God got it wrong, as stores are now closing and staff being sacked with no notice.


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Re: A message from God

Postby BoganGod on Sun Apr 12, 2020 11:39 am

I should smite you for blasphemy you misbegotten he/she spawn of an abscessed dung beetle's dalliance with a pus dwelling maggot.

I did not send a message, there was no message from God. Begone fowl turkey wight.
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Re: A message from God

Postby Dukasaur on Sun Apr 12, 2020 11:47 am

"A bird shit on your head.
And you complained.
Why?
Do you think you're somebody important?"

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Re: A message from God

Postby jonesthecurl on Mon Apr 13, 2020 1:25 am

BoganGod wrote:I should smite you for blasphemy you misbegotten he/she spawn of an abscessed dung beetle's dalliance with a pus dwelling maggot.

I did not send a message, there was no message from God. Begone fowl turkey wight.


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Re: A message from God

Postby KoolBak on Mon Apr 13, 2020 7:00 am

....and most likely smelt of elderberries.....
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Re: A message from God

Postby BoganGod on Mon Apr 13, 2020 9:13 am

KoolBak wrote:....and most likely smelt of elderberries.....

yes I fart in that necro felchers general direction then grow fearful that he/she/zir/they will find it an invitation to get busy.
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Re: A message from God

Postby what,me worry? on Thu Apr 23, 2020 1:38 pm

What if god was one of us....? Just a..... Like one of uuussss....find his way home....yaass yasss yesss yhesss yhass yusss
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