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What types of shows would you be interested in seeing Prince Harry perform in?

More work as a tradeshow pitch man
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Contestant on "I'm a Celebrity, Get Me Out of Here!"
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25%
GEICO insurance ad
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25%
Screech in an Off-Broadway stage revival of Saved by the Bell
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50%
Porn
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Gay Porn
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Cost for a British Prince Set at $500,000

Postby saxitoxin on Sun Feb 09, 2020 1:15 pm

The sixth in line to the throne (and, for the next 14 years, the 2nd or 3rd in line to a Regency) was paid $500,000 to perform as the entertainment at a meeting of JPMorgan in Miami, it's been revealed. His act included crying on stage about Princess Diana and telling naughty secrets about his mental health. He also had to staff a photo line for party guests who wanted to take selfies with him. Not sure it's a show I'd buy a ticket to but at least we now know the going price to have a Prince of the Blood dance for you.

https://metro.co.uk/2020/02/08/prince-h ... -12203592/

This is reportedly his first paying gig since moving to the United States (AKA "splitting time between Canada and Britain") with Tits McGee, the C-list American actress to whom he's cuckolded, and Tits' son (whom Harry is raising as his own through either embarrassment or delusion that it's actually his).
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Re: Cost for a British Prince Set at $500,000

Postby 2dimes on Sun Feb 09, 2020 5:05 pm

You missed, "Eating gross things on Fear Factor."
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Re: Cost for a British Prince Set at $500,000

Postby mookiemcgee on Sun Feb 09, 2020 10:25 pm

saxitoxin wrote: Tits McGee, the C-list American actress to whom he's cuckolded



Please don't insult my family members like this Saxi!
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Re: Cost for a British Prince Set at $500,000

Postby The ram on Mon Feb 10, 2020 1:55 am

f*ck me, people will actually pay to hear a spoiled brat talk about how he has the vertebrae of a jellyfish. Time to get shot of the monarchy.
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Re: Cost for a British Prince Set at $500,000

Postby saxitoxin on Mon Feb 10, 2020 4:06 am

BREAKING NEWS

It turns out the reason Harry and Tits McGhee need the extra money is that they're both going bald and need extra expensive hair loss treatment.

https://pagesix.com/2020/02/09/prince-h ... -baldness/
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Re: Cost for a British Prince Set at $500,000

Postby betiko on Mon Feb 10, 2020 8:35 am

Tits mcgee got a child from a previous relationship?
Didn’t know that

All i know is that none of you would get paid 500k by jp morgan to tell a story, sorry, deal with it!!!
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