Londoners Resort to Using Narwhal Tusks

[saxitoxin]

Due to gun control, Lomdoners have been forced to using Narwhal tusks to defend themselves against the waves of terrorists attacking the city.

https://nypost.com/2019/11/29/hero-lond ... whal-tusk/

[NomadPatriot]

"did that man say you need-a some Tusks..? he have many a tusks.. ."

[mrswdk]

You mean, Americans resort to using guns. British people are tough and capable of fighting with their hands and feet:

London attack: Football fan shouted 'F*** you, I’m Millwall' and took on knife-wielding terrorists with bare fists

I kicked burning terrorist so hard in balls that I tore a tendon in my foot

Meanwhile in America: "Boohoo, if I can't have a military assault rifle in my house then I will be defenseless against burglars or Japanese trick or treaters."

[NomadPatriot]

You mean, Americans resort to using guns. British people are tough and capable of fighting with their hands and feet:

London attack: Football fan shouted 'F*** you, I’m Millwall' and took on knife-wielding terrorists with bare fists

I kicked burning terrorist so hard in balls that I tore a tendon in my foot

Meanwhile in America: "Boohoo, if I can't have a military assault rifle in my house then I will be defenseless against burglars or Japanese trick or treaters."

yeah keep bragging...


" In 2009, twelve years after the Firearms Act of 1997 was passed in the UK, Daily Mail Online reported that Britain was “the most violent country in Europe.” They also reported that Britain’s home figures showed “the UK [had] a worse rate for all types of violence than the U.S. and South Africa.”