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Girls in Auckland

Postby RogerRog on Wed Jun 26, 2019 2:47 am

When I was dating a girl, we decided to go to Auckland because it was her dream. But an unexpected thing happened - we split (my mistake) and now I go there on my own. I do not want to get bored there, so we need someone to spend time. Any right place to find someone hot girls?
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Re: Girls in Auckland

Postby Bernie Sanders on Wed Jun 26, 2019 3:54 am

RogerRog wrote:When I was dating a girl, we decided to go to Auckland because it was her dream. But an unexpected thing happened - we split (my mistake) and now I go there on my own. I do not want to get bored there, so we need someone to spend time. Any right place to find someone hot girls?


We got a hottie right here at CC that would be willing to join you at Auckland. This asian beauty will satisfy your every fantasy! Just upgrade her account here and send her a 1st class ticket.

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Re: Girls in Auckland

Postby mrswdk on Wed Jun 26, 2019 4:40 am

Yeah when's someone going to give me premium again? Don't make a girl beg, it's unbecoming.
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Re: Girls in Auckland

Postby BoganGod on Wed Jun 26, 2019 8:50 am

Auckland is a shit city. The rest of New Zealand call those from Auckland jafas, just another fucking aucklander. Auckland a cheap and nasty attempt at Sydney.
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Re: Girls in Auckland

Postby TA1LGUNN3R on Wed Jun 26, 2019 12:17 pm

There are women in Auckland?
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Re: Girls in Auckland

Postby Dukasaur on Wed Jun 26, 2019 3:10 pm

TA1LGUNN3R wrote:There are women in Auckland?


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Re: Girls in Auckland

Postby mookiemcgee on Wed Jun 26, 2019 6:14 pm

RogerRog wrote:When I was dating a girl, we decided to go to Auckland because it was her dream. But an unexpected thing happened - we split (my mistake) and now I go there on my own. I do not want to get bored there, so we need someone to spend time. Any right place to find someone hot girls?

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Re: Girls in Auckland

Postby 2dimes on Wed Jun 26, 2019 10:59 pm

I liked Aukland better than Sydney. A lot of people in Sydney seemed a bit annoyed tourists would come.

My wife says she liked Aukland better because there were not as many tourists and it was calmer.

Is the RogerRog account playing straight man for the one that posted the escort link?
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Re: Girls in Auckland

Postby 2dimes on Wed Jul 03, 2019 6:21 am

So when we were in Auckland around 2006, there was a giant billboard for their version of Axe body spray. By this time the horrible movement to remove any media that objectified women was well underway in Canada.

I was pretty impressed to see a fifty foot tall fake busty stewardess in a mini skirt.
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Re: Girls in Auckland

Postby KoolBak on Wed Jul 03, 2019 6:22 am

Never been to an AC/DC concert have ya, hoser? :lol:
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Re: Girls in Auckland

Postby 2dimes on Wed Jul 03, 2019 6:27 am

KoolBak wrote:Never been to an AC/DC concert have ya, hoser? :lol:


I have. But not in Auckland.

Here they had a giant inflatable Rosie. It was funny but none too attractive.
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Re: Girls in Auckland

Postby KoolBak on Wed Jul 03, 2019 9:46 am

Here as well....hilarious!
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Re: Girls in Auckland

Postby The ram on Wed Jul 03, 2019 10:15 pm

2dimes wrote:I liked Aukland better than Sydney. A lot of people in Sydney seemed a bit annoyed tourists would come.

My wife says she liked Aukland better because there were not as many tourists and it was calmer.

Is the RogerRog account playing straight man for the one that posted the escort link?


I'm pretty sure the guy doesn't want to meet any fat, dumb Canadian women. Your wife hated Sydney because she felt intimidated by those beautiful Aussie birds, Kiwis are a little more in bred, hence her feeling more comfortable.
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Re: Girls in Auckland

Postby riskllama on Wed Jul 03, 2019 11:23 pm

welcome back, rammy!!!
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Postby 2dimes on Thu Jul 04, 2019 8:45 am

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