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perfect beer glass

Postby HitRed on Fri Jun 07, 2019 10:33 pm

I am convinced that I own the worlds perfect beer glass. Some engineer surely had a field day making this one. I can pore my favorite beer in and the foam will not top the rim. There are so many bubbles from the bottom of the glass it looks like it's snowing in reverse, yet no leaks. Amazing. An engineering marvel.


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Re: perfect beer glass

Postby Symmetry on Fri Jun 07, 2019 10:44 pm

Counterpoint- if you're staring at the bottom of a full beer glass and finding it as beautiful as winter snow, you should stop drinking. Or at least get someone to drive you home.
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Re: perfect beer glass

Postby NomadPatriot on Sat Jun 08, 2019 12:09 am

Symmetry wrote:Counterpoint- if you're staring at the bottom of a full beer glass and finding it as beautiful as winter snow, you should stop drinking. Or at least get someone to drive you home.


Obvious point: no one carries around a beer glass they own with them when they go out drinking.. obviously.. he is at home already.. genius
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Re: perfect beer glass

Postby Symmetry on Sat Jun 08, 2019 12:25 am

NomadPatriot wrote:
Symmetry wrote:Counterpoint- if you're staring at the bottom of a full beer glass and finding it as beautiful as winter snow, you should stop drinking. Or at least get someone to drive you home.


Obvious point: no one carries around a beer glass they own with them when they go out drinking.. obviously.. he is at home already.. genius


Fair point: That's a fair point.

Realistic Point: This is a dude who's waxing lyrical about his beer glass. He's at a bar, and also at home already.
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Re: perfect beer glass

Postby Bernie Sanders on Sat Jun 08, 2019 7:35 am

HitRed wrote:I am convinced that I own the worlds perfect beer glass. Some engineer surely had a field day making this one. I can pore my favorite beer in and the foam will not top the rim. There are so many bubbles from the bottom of the glass it looks like it's snowing in reverse, yet no leaks. Amazing. An engineering marvel.


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Re: perfect beer glass

Postby jimboston on Sat Jun 08, 2019 8:39 am

HitRed wrote:I am convinced that I own the worlds perfect beer glass. Some engineer surely had a field day making this one. I can pore my favorite beer in and the foam will not top the rim. There are so many bubbles from the bottom of the glass it looks like it's snowing in reverse, yet no leaks. Amazing. An engineering marvel.


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Video please.

Also, how big is the glass?

If it’s a 16oz glass and you pour beer from a growler into it I guarantee it’ll spill over.

Is suspect it’s either...

16oz glass and you’re pouring 12oz bottles/cans into it...
20oz glass and your pouring 16oz cans into it...

In either of these scenarios you generally get roam right near the top but never over.

Pretty basic math there.
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Re: perfect beer glass

Postby KoolBak on Sat Jun 08, 2019 9:17 am

I don't waste the effort to "pore" my beer into anything but my taco hole :lol:
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Re: perfect beer glass

Postby NomadPatriot on Sat Jun 08, 2019 9:29 am

Bernie Sanders wrote:I want fukn pictures!


Bernie needs some porn. he wants them 'F-ing pics'..
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Re: perfect beer glass

Postby Bernie Sanders on Sat Jun 08, 2019 1:19 pm

NomadPatriot wrote:
Bernie Sanders wrote:I want fukn pictures!


Bernie needs some porn. he wants them 'F-ing pics'..


Fukn-A!
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