The "Welcome to Canada" thread

[DoomYoshi]

This is a thread to welcome Rahaf to Canada.
She checks all my boxes:

• virgin
• 18
• not a Muslim
• beautiful(ish)

Clearly she doesn't know, but Roots bags are way better than Adidas.

https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/toronto/ ... -1.4976076

[mrswdk]

There was a story on the BBC the other day about a different Saudi woman who fled to Canada, and is way hotter.

[DoomYoshi]

There was a story on the BBC the other day about a different Saudi woman who fled to Canada, and is way hotter.

They don't have to be hot. As long as they are hotter than the average refugee:

[waauw]

DY as thirsty as it gets.

[Dukasaur]

This is a thread to welcome Rahaf to Canada.
She checks all my boxes:

• virgin
• 18
• not a Muslim
• beautiful(ish)

Clearly she doesn't know, but Roots bags are way better than Adidas.

https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/toronto/ ... -1.4976076

• Makes Christia Freeland consider going lez

[mrswdk]

This is the one I'm talking about:

[saxitoxin]

This is a thread to welcome Rahaf to Canada.
She checks all my boxes:

• virgin

hopefully you checked them in pencil and/or erasable pen

lotta wealthy gold miners in the Yukon who haven't seen a woman in six months

[DoomYoshi]

saxitoxin also checks all my boxes:

• virgin
• 40
• not a muslim
• looks great in a paper bag

[mrswdk]

• looks great in a paper bag

You don't f*ck their face, amirite?

[KoolBak]

Yosh. Why in the world would virgin be on your want list? Aside from theoretically having a better chance at being disease free.

I could pontificate for pages why I believe that's a horrible prerequisite. Assuming it has to do with your stern religious views, in which case, I understand. Also, your porn movie would be awful

Just curious brah.....

[DoomYoshi]

Yosh. Why in the world would virgin be on your want list? Aside from theoretically having a better chance at being disease free.

I could pontificate for pages why I believe that's a horrible prerequisite. Assuming it has to do with your stern religious views, in which case, I understand. Also, your porn movie would be awful

Just curious brah.....

It's just one of my things. Similar to how there are guys who always want to be the first to climb a mountain or whatever...