New evidence emerges in Salisbury nerve attack

[The ram]

Today British intelligence have revealed that after a 'damn good ' search of the crime scene that Vladimir Putin's passport was found under a 'big' leaf. Theresa May has commented that it is now " very highly likely that Russia probably may have been responsible ". And she has released another £50m funds for research into chemical weapons to Portdown research facility, 8 miles from the crime scene.

[mrswdk]

This is some very good satire and I give it 9/10

[nietzsche]

isn't it dangerous that i like the satire and i'm compelled to nod, even though i don't know anything about the events? why am i being told what to think when i don't know what happened?

i feel attacked in my most intimate world.

[saxitoxin]

nietzsche put mrswdk agarra mi entrepierna through Google Translate and got back this -

i feel attacked in my most intimate world

[Dukasaur]

Love will get you in the end.

[mrswdk]

nietzsche put mrswdk agarra mi entrepierna through Google Translate and got back this -

i feel attacked in my most intimate world

nietzsche is very attracted to me.

[nietzsche]

nietzsche put mrswdk agarra mi entrepierna through Google Translate and got back this -

i feel attacked in my most intimate world

nietzsche is very attracted attractive to me.

fixed.

[mrswdk]

nietzsche put mrswdk agarra mi entrepierna through Google Translate and got back this -

i feel attacked in my most intimate world

nietzsche is very attracted attractive to on me.

fixed.

Oh baby

[The ram]

Britain have now retaliated with force. Expelling 23 Russian diplomats who the government have revealed were spies. Nobody has seen Jeremy Corbyn since!

[Bernie Sanders]

Britain have now retaliated with force. Expelling 23 Russian diplomats who the government have revealed were spies. Nobody has seen Jeremy Corbyn since!

Russia has spies in Britain?

[Bernie Sanders]

nietzsche put mrswdk agarra mi entrepierna through Google Translate and got back this -

i feel attacked in my most intimate world

nietzsche is very attracted attractive to on me.

fixed.

Oh baby

He's only teasing you mrs. He's my little Mex squeeze doll.

[GoranZ]

Britain have now retaliated with force. Expelling 23 Russian diplomats who the government have revealed were spies. Nobody has seen Jeremy Corbyn since!

And the Russians expelled 23 British diplomats and closed the British consulate in St. Petersburg as a bonus

[The ram]

Germany, France, Poland, Latvia among others making noises about expelling Russian diplomats in solidarity with Britain. Next step is to violently replace legitimate governments that are Russia friendly and replace them with a puppet government in the pocket of the EU. Just like they did in Ukraine!

Vladimir Putin is a stumbling block that cannot be controlled by mere economics and propaganda. The question is how much more will he take?

[2dimes]

Is this a war or a rumour of war?

[mrswdk]

Germany, France, Poland, Latvia among others making noises about expelling Russian diplomats in solidarity with Britain. Next step is to violently replace legitimate governments that are Russia friendly and replace them with a puppet government in the pocket of the EU. Just like they did in Ukraine!

Vladimir Putin is a stumbling block that cannot be controlled by mere economics and propaganda. The question is how much more will he take?

I see you've dropped the attempts at satire for a bit more of a traditional 'evil West' narrative quite quickly.