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The Terrible Riddle Thread

Postby DoomYoshi on Wed Mar 07, 2018 8:54 am

This is a thread for you to take a riddle in a foreign language that is based on a pun. Then, translate that riddle to English without any explanation.

What type of lamp can't be lit?
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Re: The Terrible Riddle Thread

Postby riskllama on Wed Mar 07, 2018 11:41 am

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Re: The Terrible Riddle Thread

Postby mrswdk on Wed Mar 07, 2018 12:03 pm

What's got two thumbs and doesn't give a crap?

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Re: The Terrible Riddle Thread

Postby mookiemcgee on Wed Mar 07, 2018 2:12 pm

When I google "What type of lamp can't be lit? Trump"

The second result is this headline:

Report: Trump team baffled by White House light switches

So yeah, I guess you are right.
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Re: The Terrible Riddle Thread

Postby patches70 on Wed Mar 07, 2018 3:56 pm

How do you top a car?

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Re: The Terrible Riddle Thread

Postby Thorthoth on Wed Mar 07, 2018 3:59 pm

Hey, mr. swdk, you should have called it: The Terriddleble Thread.
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Re: The Terrible Riddle Thread

Postby Dukasaur on Wed Mar 07, 2018 7:16 pm

From the right, tanks. From the left, also tanks.
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Re: The Terrible Riddle Thread

Postby Thorthoth on Wed Mar 07, 2018 10:59 pm

Dukasaur wrote:From the right, tanks. From the left, also tanks.

tanks, but no tanks.
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