by patches70 on Mon Mar 05, 2018 8:47 pm
I know West Virginia well. It is arguably one of the most beautiful states of the Union. Majestic mountains, deep valleys, a natural paradise.
It is also very poor. Only Arkansas and Mississippi are poorer.
West Virginia also has the infamous distinction of being the State where the most Governors have been sent to prison for various corruption crimes. Yeah, politically it's that kind of state. Even worse than Illinois in that regard, though Illinois is probably #2 for governors getting sent to prison.
West Virginia's #1 resource is sheep. Why just last year West Virginians learned they could get wool from sheep. In WV a sheepherder is known as a pimp.
I suppose if you got a whole room full of WV teachers together you just might have a whole set of teeth if you combined them all together. Maybe. So don't feel too bad for their plight, not having a job is the least of their worries.
The only pretty women in WV are tourists.
The favorite activity by West Virginians during Halloween isn't trick or treating. It's pump kin.
In my home state of Virginia Moosehead is a beer. In WV it's a misdemeanor.
Even the ducks fly upside down over WV because there isn't anything worth shitting on.
If a West Virginian town's library burned down, it would be a terrible thing, because at least half of those burnt books probably hadn't been colored yet.
Safe sex in WV is putting a sign on a cow's ass that says "she'll kick!"
When blondes move from Virginia to WV we get a higher average IQ in both states.
Kids who graduate from WV colleges have their personalities to use for birth control, so, lucky them I guess. Or lucky the rest of us? Yeah, probably the latter.
Anyway, West Virginia is a great state, the only real negative about WV is that it's filled with West Virginians.