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Fire and fury

Postby betiko on Sat Jan 06, 2018 3:38 pm

Picturing Trump at 6:30pm in bed watching 3 screens with his mcdonald's cheeseburger every night is quite presidential.
Kim jong un has just ordered the book from amazone, he's about to have a few pyjama nights with his book and his KFC chicken wings in bed he's crazy about.
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Re: Fire and fury

Postby Dukasaur on Sat Jan 06, 2018 8:50 pm

I have a bigger bucket of KFC in my bed, and my KFC actually works.
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Re: Fire and fury

Postby jusplay4fun on Sun Jan 07, 2018 7:08 am

LoL...LOVE IT.....

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Dukasaur wrote:I have a bigger bucket of KFC in my bed, and my KFC actually works.
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Re: Fire and fury

Postby Bernie Sanders on Sun Jan 07, 2018 12:07 pm

What a @ss kisser.
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Re: Fire and fury

Postby betiko on Sun Jan 07, 2018 6:02 pm

Lol so who is fucking melania? I m sure the secret service guy in charge of her protection or something.

Also, how funny would it be if donald ended up locked in his bedroom because he refused to let secret service have an open access to his bedroom?
What dirty stuff is he wanking to with his 3 screens? Everybody knows he s into golden showers, what else is there to hide?
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Re: Fire and fury

Postby mookiemcgee on Sun Jan 07, 2018 7:04 pm

betiko wrote:Lol so who is fucking melania? I m sure the secret service guy in charge of her protection or something.

Also, how funny would it be if donald ended up locked in his bedroom because he refused to let secret service have an open access to his bedroom?
What dirty stuff is he wanking to with his 3 screens? Everybody knows he s into golden showers, what else is there to hide?


She's a leslie.
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Re: Fire and fury

Postby betiko on Mon Jan 08, 2018 6:28 am

mookiemcgee wrote:
betiko wrote:Lol so who is fucking melania? I m sure the secret service guy in charge of her protection or something.

Also, how funny would it be if donald ended up locked in his bedroom because he refused to let secret service have an open access to his bedroom?
What dirty stuff is he wanking to with his 3 screens? Everybody knows he s into golden showers, what else is there to hide?


She's a leslie.


I had to look that up in the urban dictionary, they are giving very different meanings. But i guess i follow you.
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Re: Fire and fury

Postby mookiemcgee on Mon Jan 08, 2018 3:05 pm

betiko wrote:
mookiemcgee wrote:
betiko wrote:Lol so who is fucking melania? I m sure the secret service guy in charge of her protection or something.

Also, how funny would it be if donald ended up locked in his bedroom because he refused to let secret service have an open access to his bedroom?
What dirty stuff is he wanking to with his 3 screens? Everybody knows he s into golden showers, what else is there to hide?


She's a leslie.


I had to look that up in the urban dictionary, they are giving very different meanings. But i guess i follow you.


Yeah urban dictionary apparently doesn't contain what i meant. I meant she like tacos and not sausage.
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Re: Fire and fury

Postby betiko on Wed Jan 10, 2018 3:29 pm

Ok so basicaly... I thought when I read it leslie-lesbo... went to check on the urban dictionnary and it said a bunch of stuff very different from that. I guess I should ve followed my first thought.
Not too sure she s a lesbo though, but a desperate housewife at her finest for sure.
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Re: Fire and fury

Postby mookiemcgee on Wed Jan 10, 2018 3:32 pm

betiko wrote:Ok so basicaly... I thought when I read it leslie-lesbo... went to check on the urban dictionnary and it said a bunch of stuff very different from that. I guess I should ve followed my first thought.
Not too sure she s a lesbo though, but a desperate housewife at her finest for sure.


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