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best hoverboard

Postby wheelgear on Thu Sep 28, 2017 5:50 am

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Re: best hoverboard

Postby Bernie Sanders on Thu Sep 28, 2017 6:30 am

Took my Grandson to a hover board park. He loved it! These hover boards are pretty quick and nimble.
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Re: best hoverboard

Postby mrswdk on Thu Sep 28, 2017 7:47 am

Bernie Sanders wrote:Took my Grandson to a hover board park


Was that near your first, second or third home?
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Re: best hoverboard

Postby Bernie Sanders on Thu Sep 28, 2017 11:12 am

mrswdk wrote:
Bernie Sanders wrote:Took my Grandson to a hover board park


Was that near your first, second or third home?


Democratic Socialists are allowed more than one home.
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Re: best hoverboard

Postby tzor on Thu Sep 28, 2017 4:04 pm

Socialism is for the people, not the socialists.
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Re: best hoverboard

Postby notyou2 on Sun Oct 01, 2017 5:42 pm

Religion is for the money, not the people.
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Re: best hoverboard

Postby betiko on Sun Oct 01, 2017 5:54 pm

wheelgear wrote:spam


This is the best spam thread ever. The guy forgot to use his robot and can't even put his spam link. Great job, indian programer.
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Re: best hoverboard

Postby Thorthoth on Sun Oct 01, 2017 9:59 pm

Just so you all know, REAL hoverboards don't have wheels.
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Re: best hoverboard

Postby notyou2 on Mon Oct 02, 2017 5:53 pm

Thorthoth wrote:Just so you all know, REAL hoverboards don't have wheels.


Thanks captain obvious.
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Re: best hoverboard

Postby Thorthoth on Mon Oct 02, 2017 6:33 pm

notyou2 wrote:
Thorthoth wrote:Just so you all know, REAL hoverboards don't have wheels.


Thanks captain obvious.

Oh?! Is it so obvious?!?
Do a google image search for 'hoverboard' and then tell me it's obvious.
You'll have to scroll a good way down before you see a true hoverboard.
The wheel industry is lying to people.
Obvious? More like oblivious.
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Re: best hoverboard

Postby 2dimes on Mon Oct 02, 2017 7:12 pm

Thanks Captain Oblivious.
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Re: best hoverboard

Postby Thorthoth on Mon Oct 02, 2017 7:56 pm

2dimes wrote:Thanks Captain Oblivious.

Ha, good one, but you know I mean.
If hoverboards don't hover... what next?
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Re: best hoverboard

Postby Dukasaur on Tue Oct 03, 2017 2:27 am

Thorthoth wrote:
2dimes wrote:Thanks Captain Oblivious.

Ha, good one, but you know I mean.
If hoverboards don't hover... what next?


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Re: best hoverboard

Postby jonesthecurl on Tue Oct 03, 2017 2:28 am

Cheddar cheese that doesn't come from Cheddar?
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Re: best hoverboard

Postby betiko on Tue Oct 03, 2017 7:38 am

choppers that don't chop
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Re: best hoverboard

Postby Thorthoth on Tue Oct 03, 2017 7:42 am

betiko wrote:choppers that don't chop

Motorcycle choppers don't chop that well... but helicopter choppers can chop spectacularly!
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Re: best hoverboard

Postby 2dimes on Tue Oct 03, 2017 8:36 am

Thorthoth wrote:... but helicopter choppers can chop spectacularly!


No, not really.



Broken wrist. And that might have been because he was trying to hang on too tight.
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Re: best hoverboard

Postby Thorthoth on Tue Oct 03, 2017 8:51 am

Interesting... but a lucky fluke due to an already slowing rotor blade.
As opposing evidence I shall present:

(Atrocity) Exhibit A:
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article ... ffice.html

(Atrocity) Exhibit B:
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article ... opter.html
note: this was with a model helicopter!

(Atrocity) Exhibit C:
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note: The Mexicans really don't skimp on their news coverage gore. This is probably a holdover from their Aztec public human sacrifice days.
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