Conquer Club

Best Flipper Poll

\\OFF-TOPIC// conversations about everything that has nothing to do with Conquer Club.

Moderator: Community Team

Forum rules
Please read the Community Guidelines before posting.

Which one is your favorite?

Flipper (1963 Movie)
1
17%
Flipper's New Adventure (1964 Movie)
0
No votes
Flipper (1964-67 TV Series)
4
67%
Flipper (1995-2000 TV Series)
0
No votes
Flipper (1996 Movie)
1
17%
Flipper and Lopaka (1999-2005 TV Series)
0
No votes
 
Total votes : 6

Best Flipper Poll

Postby DoomYoshi on Sun Sep 24, 2017 10:38 pm

MWhich is the best Flipper?

The Original Movie

A 12-year-old boy living with his parents in the Florida Keys befriends an injured wild dolphin.

New Adventure
Image
The boy runs away from home and stops some kidnappers with the dolphin.

The Original TV Series
Image
Flipper helps protect the park and preserve and its wild inhabitants. He is also instrumental in apprehending criminals and thugs in the park.

The Rebooted Series
Image
Jessica Alba is a babe.

Harry Potter
Image
Instead of another boring summer, he got prodded by Crocodile Dundee.

Flipper and Lopaka
Image
What is up with all the Australians?
░▒▒▓▓▓▒▒░
User avatar
Captain DoomYoshi
 
Posts: 10728
Joined: Tue Nov 16, 2010 9:30 pm
Location: Niu York, Ukraine

Re: Best Flipper Poll

Postby Thorthoth on Mon Sep 25, 2017 12:13 am

I find this thread's attitude to be excessively flippant.
THORTHOTHORTHOTHORTHOTHORTHOTHORTHOTHORTHOTHORTHOTHORTHOTHORTHOTH
Click image to enlarge.
image
User avatar
Corporal Thorthoth
 
Posts: 3273
Joined: Mon Dec 26, 2011 1:36 pm
Location: My pyramid in Asgard, beside the glaciated Nile.

Re: Best Flipper Poll

Postby Dukasaur on Mon Sep 25, 2017 2:50 am

Where's AOG when you need him?
“‎Life is a shipwreck, but we must not forget to sing in the lifeboats.”
― Voltaire
User avatar
Sergeant 1st Class Dukasaur
Community Team
Community Team
 
Posts: 28120
Joined: Sat Nov 20, 2010 4:49 pm
Location: Beautiful Niagara
32

Re: Best Flipper Poll

Postby Bernie Sanders on Mon Sep 25, 2017 5:29 am

Image

Disgusting animals. No wonder the Japs kill these predators.
User avatar
Sergeant 1st Class Bernie Sanders
 
Posts: 5105
Joined: Tue Sep 08, 2015 2:30 pm

Re: Best Flipper Poll

Postby Bernie Sanders on Mon Sep 25, 2017 5:32 am

Image

On further inspection, looks like the broad found a new alternative sex toy.
User avatar
Sergeant 1st Class Bernie Sanders
 
Posts: 5105
Joined: Tue Sep 08, 2015 2:30 pm

Re: Best Flipper Poll

Postby Thorthoth on Mon Sep 25, 2017 12:17 pm

Bernie Sanders wrote:Image

On further inspection, looks like the broad found a new alternative sex toy.

This explains their distinctive bottle-shaped nose.
THORTHOTHORTHOTHORTHOTHORTHOTHORTHOTHORTHOTHORTHOTHORTHOTHORTHOTH
Click image to enlarge.
image
User avatar
Corporal Thorthoth
 
Posts: 3273
Joined: Mon Dec 26, 2011 1:36 pm
Location: My pyramid in Asgard, beside the glaciated Nile.

Re: Best Flipper Poll

Postby notyou2 on Mon Sep 25, 2017 5:48 pm

Used to call it a goose, now it's a dolphin
Image
User avatar
Captain notyou2
 
Posts: 6447
Joined: Thu Jan 15, 2009 10:09 am
Location: In the here and now

Re: Best Flipper Poll

Postby DoomYoshi on Mon Sep 25, 2017 5:59 pm

This is a real neck-and-neck race.
░▒▒▓▓▓▒▒░
User avatar
Captain DoomYoshi
 
Posts: 10728
Joined: Tue Nov 16, 2010 9:30 pm
Location: Niu York, Ukraine

Re: Best Flipper Poll

Postby riskllama on Wed Sep 27, 2017 1:22 pm

what about "the cove"?
Image
User avatar
Lieutenant riskllama
 
Posts: 8976
Joined: Thu Jan 30, 2014 9:50 pm
Location: deep inside Queen Charlotte.

Re: Best Flipper Poll

Postby jonesthecurl on Wed Sep 27, 2017 3:33 pm

Thought this was gonna be about pinball.
instagram.com/garethjohnjoneswrites
User avatar
Sergeant 1st Class jonesthecurl
 
Posts: 4613
Joined: Sun Mar 16, 2008 9:42 am
Location: disused action figure warehouse

Re: Best Flipper Poll

Postby betiko on Wed Sep 27, 2017 6:45 pm

I only knew the 60s tv show.
Image
User avatar
Major betiko
 
Posts: 10941
Joined: Fri Feb 25, 2011 3:05 pm
Location: location, location
22

Re: Best Flipper Poll

Postby jonesthecurl on Thu Sep 28, 2017 12:42 am

The theme music of that show has been earworming me, and I can't help but wonder, why did they use the horribly ungrammatical "no-one you see/ is faster than he" when they had ther perfectly legitimate "No-one can swim/ faster than him" at their fingertips....
instagram.com/garethjohnjoneswrites
User avatar
Sergeant 1st Class jonesthecurl
 
Posts: 4613
Joined: Sun Mar 16, 2008 9:42 am
Location: disused action figure warehouse

Re: Best Flipper Poll

Postby DoomYoshi on Thu Sep 28, 2017 1:11 am



The line is "no one you see is smarter than he" and it also rhymes with the next line which ends in sea.
░▒▒▓▓▓▒▒░
User avatar
Captain DoomYoshi
 
Posts: 10728
Joined: Tue Nov 16, 2010 9:30 pm
Location: Niu York, Ukraine

Re: Best Flipper Poll

Postby jonesthecurl on Thu Sep 28, 2017 1:49 am

DoomYoshi wrote:

The line is "no one you see is smarter than he" and it also rhymes with the next line which ends in sea.


Oh. Faulty memory. Still bad grammar.

What about "No-one you see is as smart as he"? still works for the metre, and isn't offensive grammatically.
instagram.com/garethjohnjoneswrites
User avatar
Sergeant 1st Class jonesthecurl
 
Posts: 4613
Joined: Sun Mar 16, 2008 9:42 am
Location: disused action figure warehouse

Re: Best Flipper Poll

Postby DoomYoshi on Thu Sep 28, 2017 5:51 am

This is important since Flipper (both series) are still running in syndication. Maybe we can record a new theme song for them and update all the episodes, like how Happy Days theme song changed.
░▒▒▓▓▓▒▒░
User avatar
Captain DoomYoshi
 
Posts: 10728
Joined: Tue Nov 16, 2010 9:30 pm
Location: Niu York, Ukraine

Re: Best Flipper Poll

Postby Bernie Sanders on Thu Sep 28, 2017 6:06 am

BE WARNED AS THIS VIDEO CONTAINS SEXUAL AND VIOLENT CONTENT


Another dolphin assault on women!

New Flipper rap song

User avatar
Sergeant 1st Class Bernie Sanders
 
Posts: 5105
Joined: Tue Sep 08, 2015 2:30 pm

Re: Best Flipper Poll

Postby 2dimes on Thu Sep 28, 2017 5:55 pm

They are just trying to find the tuna.
User avatar
Corporal 2dimes
 
Posts: 13088
Joined: Wed May 31, 2006 1:08 pm
Location: Pepperoni Hug Spot.

Re: Best Flipper Poll

Postby Symmetry on Thu Sep 28, 2017 6:16 pm

DoomYoshi wrote:This is important since Flipper (both series) are still running in syndication. Maybe we can record a new theme song for them and update all the episodes, like how Happy Days theme song changed.


Flipper, Flipper!
Not like Jack the Ripper!
Flipper, Flipper!
Sometimes stabs a stripper!
Flipper! Flipper!
Mostly not Jack the Ripper!
Flipper, Flipper!
Human organs tastes like kippers!
Flipper, Flipper!
Maybe a bit like Jack the Ripper!
Flipper, Flipper!
the world is in greater peril from those who tolerate or encourage evil than from those who actually commit it- Albert Einstein
User avatar
Sergeant Symmetry
 
Posts: 9255
Joined: Sat Feb 24, 2007 5:49 am

Re: Best Flipper Poll

Postby jonesthecurl on Fri Sep 29, 2017 8:14 pm

Symmetry wrote:
DoomYoshi wrote:This is important since Flipper (both series) are still running in syndication. Maybe we can record a new theme song for them and update all the episodes, like how Happy Days theme song changed.


Flipper, Flipper!
Not like Jack the Ripper!
Flipper, Flipper!
Sometimes stabs a stripper!
Flipper! Flipper!
Mostly not Jack the Ripper!
Flipper, Flipper!
Human organs tastes like kippers!
Flipper, Flipper!
Maybe a bit like Jack the Ripper!
Flipper, Flipper!


Seeing the nudging at girls' naughty bits videos. I can't help but wonder if something about bikini briefs and "lucky they don't have a zipper" might work here.
instagram.com/garethjohnjoneswrites
User avatar
Sergeant 1st Class jonesthecurl
 
Posts: 4613
Joined: Sun Mar 16, 2008 9:42 am
Location: disused action figure warehouse

Re: Best Flipper Poll

Postby Symmetry on Fri Sep 29, 2017 9:29 pm

jonesthecurl wrote:
Symmetry wrote:
DoomYoshi wrote:This is important since Flipper (both series) are still running in syndication. Maybe we can record a new theme song for them and update all the episodes, like how Happy Days theme song changed.


Flipper, Flipper!
Not like Jack the Ripper!
Flipper, Flipper!
Sometimes stabs a stripper!
Flipper! Flipper!
Mostly not Jack the Ripper!
Flipper, Flipper!
Human organs tastes like kippers!
Flipper, Flipper!
Maybe a bit like Jack the Ripper!
Flipper, Flipper!


Seeing the nudging at girls' naughty bits videos. I can't help but wonder if something about bikini briefs and "lucky they don't have a zipper" might work here.


I'm seeing a screenplay in this.

Opening Scene

[An Aquarium in London's Whitechapel district. At night, two policeman stand over a dead body]

Police Constable: Cor Blimey guv'ner! She's a gonna.
Inspector Cetaceus Phinn: Another one, damn- we were too late.
PC: Blimey! The mucker even sent us a tip.
Phinn: A tip? Maybe...
[Phinn looks at the Dolphin tank]
Phinn: Or maybe... a flip...
[Phinn puts on sunglasses]

the world is in greater peril from those who tolerate or encourage evil than from those who actually commit it- Albert Einstein
User avatar
Sergeant Symmetry
 
Posts: 9255
Joined: Sat Feb 24, 2007 5:49 am

Re: Best Flipper Poll

Postby Thorthoth on Fri Sep 29, 2017 9:35 pm

Hey, dik! This is for you.
Image
BEST FLIPPER.
THORTHOTHORTHOTHORTHOTHORTHOTHORTHOTHORTHOTHORTHOTHORTHOTHORTHOTH
Click image to enlarge.
image
User avatar
Corporal Thorthoth
 
Posts: 3273
Joined: Mon Dec 26, 2011 1:36 pm
Location: My pyramid in Asgard, beside the glaciated Nile.


Return to Acceptable Content

Who is online

Users browsing this forum: No registered users