Good metaphors - round 1

by **mrswdk** on Fri Sep 22, 2017 4:42 am

Now that we've heard all the metaphors for bakers refusing to serve gay customers, I've picked the best entry from each contributor.

Let's vote!

by **KoolBak** on Fri Sep 22, 2017 6:10 am

Psssst....that's a simile, not a metaphor. Dork :lol:

Here's an example...

His understanding of literary tools is like a deaf man's understanding of a symphonic melody.

As compared to

His brain is crap.

by **Bernie Sanders** on Fri Sep 22, 2017 6:12 am

I saw that said the blind man to the deaf guy.

by **mrswdk** on Fri Sep 22, 2017 6:16 am

KB is being racist against Chinese T.T

by **KoolBak** on Fri Sep 22, 2017 6:21 am

Bernie Sanders wrote:I saw that said the blind man to the deaf guy.

....as he picked up a hammer and saw.....

by **KoolBak** on Fri Sep 22, 2017 6:22 am

mrswdk wrote:KB is being racist against Chinese T.T

Make an omelet, break some eggs.'..

by **Dukasaur** on Fri Sep 22, 2017 6:25 am

KoolBak wrote:
Bernie Sanders wrote:I saw that said the blind man to the deaf guy.

....as he picked up a hammer and saw.....

One bright day on a moonlit night
Two dead boys got into a fight
Back to back they faced each other
Drew their swords and shot each other
If you do no believe this lie
Ask the blind man, he saw it too
Through a knothole in the barbed-wire fence!