Are race-change surgeries a thing?

[DoomYoshi]

I always wanted to be black and when I showed up to the Apollo in blackface with my Bill Withers cover band I got lynched. Since sex change surgery is one law away from being mandatory, I figure why not stop there and put in race-change surgeries as well. Then I can use the segregated bathrooms again.

[mookiemcgee]

Michael Jackson

[Thorthoth]

I'm wondering if MJ somehow got Paris race-changed in utero to match her dad?

[mrswdk]

when I showed up to the Apollo in blackface with my Bill Withers cover band I got lynched.

Wait, so now black people are being lynched by mobs of black people? I think this needs a new thread.

[Dukasaur]

I always wanted to be black and when I showed up to the Apollo in blackface with my Bill Withers cover band I got lynched. Since sex change surgery is one law away from being mandatory, I figure why not stop there and put in race-change surgeries as well. Then I can use the segregated bathrooms again.

Surgery not required. There are drugs that do the job just fine.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Black_Like_Me

[notyou2]

Lets turn all the "race" posters inside out and see what colour they really are.

[tzor]

I always wanted to be black ...

I'm afraid that some operations are more difficult than others ...

Ironically, the other week I got this catalog that included a page that included two varieties of penis pumps.

True fact: M. Jackson went through several operations to make him look more "white."

I know a comedian who does a whole skit about how we wants to be black ... well only half black ... the half below his waist.

[DirtyDishSoap]

What if I want surgery to become a sandwich? Or a hotdog?

[DoomYoshi]

What if I want surgery to become a sandwich? Or a hotdog?

Post-mortem that's pretty easy to do. Which makes me wonder if post-mortem sex changes are a thing now too. Can you leave them in your will?

[mrswdk]

Speaking for myself here but I probably wouldn't want to eat a DDS hot dog.

[saxitoxin]

> Are race-change surgeries a thing?

mrswdk wishes

> Speaking for myself here but I probably wouldn't want to eat a DDS hot dog.

Cause you've filled up on AoG hot dogs? I mean AoGs hot dog.

[DirtyDishSoap]

What if I want surgery to become a sandwich? Or a hotdog?

Post-mortem that's pretty easy to do. Which makes me wonder if post-mortem sex changes are a thing now too. Can you leave them in your will?

Yeah I'll get on that.

I've concluded that I want surgery to change my race, post mortem, into a pepperoni pizza. Extra large so everyone can share me after I pass away.
But don't discriminate against me and pizza's, or I'll have my mini pizza bites sue your ass into the ground.

[thegreekdog]

There's some liberal woman who recently wrote that she was "once a privileged white girl" and now, because she is Muslim, she's not a "privileged white girl" anymore. I suppose that's not race and not a surgery... so maybe I should start a new thread.

[DoomYoshi]

There's some liberal woman who recently wrote that she was "once a privileged white girl" and now, because she is Muslim, she's not a "privileged white girl" anymore. I suppose that's not race and not a surgery... so maybe I should start a new thread.

Nothing cuts quite as deep as betrayal, so I think this counts as a surgery.

[Thorthoth]

There's some liberal woman who recently wrote that she was "once a privileged white girl" and now, because she is Muslim, she's not a "privileged white girl" anymore. I suppose that's not race and not a surgery... so maybe I should start a new thread.

Nothing cuts quite as deep as betrayal, so I think this counts as a surgery.

Is wearing a scarf on your head a thing?

[thegreekdog]

There's some liberal woman who recently wrote that she was "once a privileged white girl" and now, because she is Muslim, she's not a "privileged white girl" anymore. I suppose that's not race and not a surgery... so maybe I should start a new thread.

Nothing cuts quite as deep as betrayal, so I think this counts as a surgery.

I just think it's funny that a privileged white girl can put a scarf (hijab?) on her head and become an oppressed minority. Which goes to my ultimate point about everything - it's not about race, culture, or religion - it's about money. Take Warren Buffet... mister "rich people make too much money" guy... is he doing a lot for poor people? (Hint - The answer is no).