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waauw wrote:Thorthoth wrote:TA1LGUNN3R wrote:notyou2 wrote:Cade Weston wrote:There are quite a few quotes inside a quote LOL.
I need to quote this. LOL
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Dukasaur wrote:Cade Weston wrote:There are quite a few quotes inside a quote LOL.
Welcome to Conquer Club, Cade! We hope you enjoy your foray into the forums!
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patches70 wrote:Now, I know I sometimes give the French a bunch of shit, and I haven't seen the movie, but there is one thing. In regards to The Battle of Dunkirk, the French were the true heroes of that battle.
40,000 French troops held the perimeter as the British were evacuated and they held until every last British soldier who was still alive had escaped. Every single one of those 40,000 French troops were either killed or captured by the Germans. But if the French hadn't held as long as they did the Germans would have swept down upon that beach and massacred every last man there. The French troops held against overwhelming odds. Most other armies of the time would've folded before the onslaught those French troops fought against.
For once, the French fought well, bravely and with honor. They saved a whole shitload of valuable, battle hardened British soldiers who would go on to train more men that would finally end the German threat. For this, I salute the French as should every freedom loving carbon unit.
Dukasaur wrote:Well, I finally saw it. I was looking forward to it a long, long time. Sadly, I was tremendously disappointed in many ways.
First, the parts I liked. They did a good job at telling the story from the point of view of an individual infantryman. The sights and sounds of combat, the feeling of breathlessness and fear, and the use of first-person views was quite effective at making you feel like you were there. Second, and related to this, I think they did an amazing job at characterization while spending very little time on it. None of the characters had much backstory, and yet within a few seconds of meeting each one you formed an opinion of what kind of character he was. (Cowardly, brave, earnest, opportunistic, friendly, nasty, etc.) I think that was where the movie shone -- good acting and an amazing economy of visual storytelling that managed to say a lot about a person in very little time.
Now, for the many parts I didn't like. First and foremost, the ceaseless drone. It was like the Velvet Underground Meets Saving Private Ryan. Everything was overshadowed by the ceaseless drone. About a quarter of the way through the movie, I was desperately wishing for ear plugs. Shortly after that, I realized ear plugs wouldn't help. The deep bass in the drone would go right through your chest and bypass your ears. I understand they were trying for a specific artistic effect -- never letting the dread go away, just like the soldier who was really there could never relax. Still, too much of a good thing is, well, too much. It's like, "Okay, I get the point. The soldier was constantly in danger. Now can you shut up?"
The drone overshadowed all the dialogue. The dialogue was difficult to follow anyway, with the English accents, but it would have been discernible if that damn racket didn't drown it out. As it was, I think I got less than 50% of the dialogue. Maybe even 30 or 40%. The movie would have been much more enjoyable if at least during key conversations they shut off that damn drone synthesizer.
(At this point, though, I should mention the one and only funny line in the movie:)Admiral: We'll get more of them off when high tide comes in six hours.
Colonel: I thought high tide was in three hours.
Admiral: Then I suppose it's a good thing that you're in the Army and I'm in the Navy.
Most of the movie had a good degree of realism, but there was one scene that was stupidly unrealistic and really annoyed me. There's men stuck on a boat that's full of holes, and they decide the boat is too heavy and they're going to force the Frenchman to jump overboard to lighten the load and keep the boat from sinking. We're not talking about a dinghy or a life raft. This was a boat of significant size, looked like a river launch or a patrol boat, of probably 15 to 30 tonnes. One man more or less wouldn't make any difference whatsoever. Not only was it stupidly unrealistic, but it was quite gratuitous, too. I think they were trying to portray mistrust between the British and the French, and that really wasn't the case that early in the war. Later, yes, but at Dunkirk history tells us that the British and the French had excellent co-operation.
The aerial combat was disappointing. There was a lot of it, but it was really the same shot over and over. (British pilot sees German aircraft. Fires. Misses. Looks at his fuel gauge and realizes he doesn't have much time. With a determined look, grabs the throttle, lines up for another shot and shoots again. Hits this time. Smoke billows out of German aircraft.) A few minutes later, repeat the same scene. (Maybe it even was the same scene, and they were saving money on extra filming.) A few minutes later, repeat the same scene. A few minutes later, repeat the same scene. A few minutes later, repeat the same scene. A few minutes later, repeat the same scene.
I gladly paid the extra money to see it in Imax instead of on the regular screen, because I knew there would be aerial combat, and I know the Imax screen can exploit your peripheral vision and create the illusion that you're actually flying. I should have save the cash and watched it on the regular screen. There was no illusion of flying. The whole technological miracle of Imax was completely wasted.
Last, but definitely not least, is the fact that the movie was just tiny. This is an operation that involved thousands of ships. We saw half a dozen. This is an operation that involved hundreds of thousands of men. We saw a few hundred. I knew the movie was going to focus mainly on the small-scale human story, but I thought the epic-scale story would still be shown. I've seen many movies -- Deep Impact comes immediately to mind -- that manage to show very close-up intimate stories, and still effectively show the large-scale picture. This movie did a good job on the small scale, but the grand epic backdrop of the overall operation was not even attempted. Overall, a colossal disappointment.
Thorthoth wrote:Nobody cares about your stupid movie, so lets start using this thread to talk about donuts.
Symmetry wrote:They thought it was pretty faithful to what it was like, but said the movie was noisier than the battle.
Thorthoth wrote:Ultimately, I was right all along.
Stupid. Movie.
Dukasaur wrote:Symmetry wrote:They thought it was pretty faithful to what it was like, but said the movie was noisier than the battle.
I believe them!Thorthoth wrote:Ultimately, I was right all along.
Stupid. Movie.
Utterly wrong. A very flawed movie, in my opinion, but definitely not stupid.
Symmetry wrote:Dukasaur wrote:Symmetry wrote:They thought it was pretty faithful to what it was like, but said the movie was noisier than the battle.
I believe them!Thorthoth wrote:Ultimately, I was right all along.
Stupid. Movie.
Utterly wrong. A very flawed movie, in my opinion, but definitely not stupid.
I guess it's flawed if you're looking for Deep Impact stuff. It was never gonna be that kind of movie, but to be honest, the kind of things that you didn't like about it- that it wasn't a spectacle like Deep Impact, were the things that I liked.
Dukasaur wrote:Symmetry wrote:Dukasaur wrote:Symmetry wrote:They thought it was pretty faithful to what it was like, but said the movie was noisier than the battle.
I believe them!Thorthoth wrote:Ultimately, I was right all along.
Stupid. Movie.
Utterly wrong. A very flawed movie, in my opinion, but definitely not stupid.
I guess it's flawed if you're looking for Deep Impact stuff. It was never gonna be that kind of movie, but to be honest, the kind of things that you didn't like about it- that it wasn't a spectacle like Deep Impact, were the things that I liked.
Yeah, I would have liked to see the big picture. There were over a thousand ships. It wouldn't be asking a lot for the picture to show a hundred. I think the most we saw in close proximity was six. In a different scene, there were possibly twenty on the horizon, but they were so far away that they might as well have been flies. Also, the view from the high command, the decisions being made. I know they were focusing on the small picture, but it would not be much to ask that the big picture be allowed 10% of the total footage.
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