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Postby shaddowfire on Thu Jan 25, 2007 9:21 pm

I saw this previously on another thread and it was rather humerous. The idea is that we are going to create a story 2 words at a time. So just continue the sentence from above you. I will obviously start.



My Dog...
Blades will bleed. Shields will shatter. But as the light fades, will the hero rise again or will darkness reign?

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Postby morph on Thu Jan 25, 2007 9:23 pm

was stupid.

why not just drag the old thread out of the death it is in right now!?!?!
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Postby autoload on Thu Jan 25, 2007 9:25 pm

~The End!
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Postby Fircoal on Thu Jan 25, 2007 9:29 pm

Best Story Ever. 8)
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Postby shaddowfire on Thu Jan 25, 2007 9:36 pm

you guys suck at life...let's try again

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Postby autoload on Thu Jan 25, 2007 9:38 pm

died.

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Postby Fircoal on Thu Jan 25, 2007 10:49 pm

Wow. Autoload is good at this game. ;)
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Postby autoload on Fri Jan 26, 2007 8:17 am

Those were good stories worthy of Aesop's Fables.
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Postby shaddowfire on Fri Jan 26, 2007 9:36 am

I truely mean this, when I say you suck at life. You really aren't good at this thing we call living.
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Postby autoload on Fri Jan 26, 2007 12:56 pm

You sir are a poet!

Bravo! *applauds* Bravo!

Such wit!
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Postby Machiavelli on Fri Jan 26, 2007 1:00 pm

I thought auto's stories were funny.

I actually laughed out load at the sister part. :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Postby Fireside Poet on Fri Jan 26, 2007 2:57 pm

autoload wrote:died.

~End.


I LOL'd...

Besides... the best story has already been done here:

http://www.conquerclub.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=9668&start=15
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Re: Create a story

Postby Thorthoth on Mon Jul 24, 2017 10:30 pm

The storytellers played a sacred role in primitive societies.
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Re: Create a story

Postby riskllama on Mon Jul 24, 2017 11:46 pm

*inb4 lock/move*
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Re: Create a story

Postby DirtyDishSoap on Tue Jul 25, 2017 4:43 am

You need a hobby or a life. One of the two.
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Re: Create a story

Postby Thorthoth on Tue Jul 25, 2017 11:47 am

Once upon a time, llamo's dishwasher broke down. Slowly his filthy hovel became filled to the stalactites with dirty dishes. Finally the the gross, lazy llama decided to wash the dishes by tongue.
Llama was very goody at licking foul disgusting objects. So all day, he licked dried, sticky, moldy, smelly residue off his dishes... but when he was finished he was surprised to discover that his dishes were even more foully polluted than when he started! So llama just gave, took some drugs, passed out and lived unhappily ever after.

...and the moral of our story, children, is that llama saliva = dirty dish soap. The End.
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