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Munchkinland was Highly Militarized

Postby saxitoxin on Mon Feb 06, 2017 12:51 am

Look at this - it appears a significant portion of Munchkinland is in their goose-stepping army.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XOEq-ImGWJ0&t=1m58s

And it's not just these troops, at various points in the parade you see even more soldiers in the background, in doorways, etc., and then the Mayor appears to have some type of elite Praetorian Guard near him, too. And then later, when the Lullaby League arrives, there are like twice as many troops that have seemingly materialized from nowhere.

So, we know that after the government of Oz collapsed, the Wicked Witch of the East seized control of Munchkinland and ran the place until Dorothy assassinated her, however, wouldn't the Munchkins have then retaliated against the Eastern Witch's collaborationist army as soon as she was dead? A lot of unanswered questions here.
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Re: Munchkinland was Highly Militarized

Postby saxitoxin on Mon Feb 06, 2017 12:58 am

OK, then when the Witch of the West arrives the Munchkin Army scatters and makes no attempt at a defensive stand.



Maybe it's used purely to put down internal disorder, like a gendarmerie type force? Or did legal rulership of Munchkinland pass to the Witch of the West after the death of the Witch of the East?
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Re: Munchkinland was Highly Militarized

Postby saxitoxin on Mon Feb 06, 2017 1:01 am

Interesting fact - Margaret Hamilton was badly burned during filming of that scene when the trap door that was supposed to drop her beneath the set failed to spring before the fireball was activated.
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Re: Munchkinland was Highly Militarized

Postby Dukasaur on Mon Feb 06, 2017 11:07 am

The munchkin army was composed of opportunists who never envisioned that one day they might have to fight. Basically, they signed up to get a salary, and the ability to look cool and impress the chicks by marching around in their cool duds. I'm sure they were paralyzed when the possibility of actual war suddenly materialized.
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Re: Munchkinland was Highly Militarized

Postby mrswdk on Mon Feb 06, 2017 11:14 am

Weren't the Munchkins just worried that if they resisted too hard, lots of their old buildings would get destroyed in the fighting?
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Re: Munchkinland was Highly Militarized

Postby saxitoxin on Mon Feb 06, 2017 11:47 am

Dukasaur wrote:The munchkin army was composed of opportunists who never envisioned that one day they might have to fight. Basically, they signed up to get a salary, and the ability to look cool and impress the chicks by marching around in their cool duds. I'm sure they were paralyzed when the possibility of actual war suddenly materialized.


That's a good point. Though I wonder who would have won if Munchkinland had actually declared war against the Witch of the West? Or against the Witch of the East? Or against Hillary Clinton?
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Re: Munchkinland was Highly Militarized

Postby saxitoxin on Mon Feb 06, 2017 11:47 am

mrswdk wrote:Weren't the Munchkins just worried that if they resisted too hard, lots of their old buildings would get destroyed in the fighting?


no, you're thinking of Czechoslovakia
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Re: Munchkinland was Highly Militarized

Postby betiko on Mon Feb 06, 2017 6:30 pm

Theresa may died?
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Re: Munchkinland was Highly Militarized

Postby mrswdk on Mon Feb 06, 2017 6:54 pm

betiko can't stand female leaders, hence his charicature of Theresa May as a witch.

betiko, you resent Theresa May's position of authority. What do you think another strong female leader - say, Marie la Pen?
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Re: Munchkinland was Highly Militarized

Postby betiko on Mon Feb 06, 2017 7:06 pm

mrswdk wrote:betiko can't stand female leaders, hence his charicature of Theresa May as a witch.

betiko, you resent Theresa May's position of authority. What do you think another strong female leader - say, Marie la Pen?


Strap ons??
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Re: Munchkinland was Highly Militarized

Postby mrswdk on Mon Feb 06, 2017 7:08 pm

Now he wants to degrade them with sexual exploitation.

How about the new mayor of Rome? Are there any powerful women betiko can accept?
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Re: Munchkinland was Highly Militarized

Postby saxitoxin on Mon Feb 06, 2017 7:18 pm

I've checked the original book and learned some things:

    1. After the Witch of the East is killed, the remnant government of Munchkinland sent a "swift messenger to the North" to alert Glinda.

    2. Glinda tells Dorothy that she was never as powerful as the Witch of the East or she would have invaded Munchkinland and killed the Witch of the East herself.

    3. Glinda tells Dorothy "the land of Oz has never been civilized." After the death of the Witch of the East there is no mention of a parade, instead, Dorothy dines at the home of Bok, the wealthiest man in Munchkinland.

    4. One of the Munchkins tells Dorothy that if she traveled too far west she would encounter the Witch of the West who is a slaver. The Witch of the West, herself, actually never comes to Munchkinland which answers the question How did she find out the Witch of the East had died within mere minutes of it happening?

    5. There is no mention of a Munchkin Army.
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Re: Munchkinland was Highly Militarized

Postby mrswdk on Mon Feb 06, 2017 7:23 pm

6. The wicked witches, Glinda, and Dorothy were all funded by the Rothschilds.
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Re: Munchkinland was Highly Militarized

Postby saxitoxin on Mon Feb 06, 2017 7:28 pm

OK, it gets even more interesting. I skipped to the later part of the book and it says, in The Emerald City, "there were no horses or animals of any kind." But in the film there is the Horse of a Different Color.



It also makes no mention of a military force, except for the Guardian of the Gate who is sometimes referred to as a "soldier." But in the film we see an Emerald City Army mobilizing following the Witch of the West's "Surrender Dorothy" ultimatum to the city.

So why all the militarism in the film?

Then I checked the Wikipedia entry for the director, Victor Fleming ...

It was reported in James Curtis' book Spencer Tracy: A Biography[9] that Anne Revere once said Fleming was "violently pro-Nazi". Fleming had once mocked the UK at the outset of World War II by taking a bet as to how long the country could withstand an attack by Germany.
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Re: Munchkinland was Highly Militarized

Postby thegreekdog on Mon Feb 06, 2017 9:09 pm

saxitoxin wrote:I've checked the original book and learned some things:

    1. After the Witch of the East is killed, the remnant government of Munchkinland sent a "swift messenger to the North" to alert Glinda.

    2. Glinda tells Dorothy that she was never as powerful as the Witch of the East or she would have invaded Munchkinland and killed the Witch of the East herself.

    3. Glinda tells Dorothy "the land of Oz has never been civilized." After the death of the Witch of the East there is no mention of a parade, instead, Dorothy dines at the home of Bok, the wealthiest man in Munchkinland.

    4. One of the Munchkins tells Dorothy that if she traveled too far west she would encounter the Witch of the West who is a slaver. The Witch of the West, herself, actually never comes to Munchkinland which answers the question How did she find out the Witch of the East had died within mere minutes of it happening?

    5. There is no mention of a Munchkin Army.


I was under the (apparently mistaken) impression that the Wicked Witch of the East (are we allowed to use the term "Wicked"... I don't want to offend anyone) was a colonial power that had taken over Munchkin Land. Perhaps the Munchkin Army were like the Vichy French army.
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Re: Munchkinland was Highly Militarized

Postby saxitoxin on Mon Feb 06, 2017 9:32 pm

thegreekdog wrote:
saxitoxin wrote:I've checked the original book and learned some things:

    1. After the Witch of the East is killed, the remnant government of Munchkinland sent a "swift messenger to the North" to alert Glinda.

    2. Glinda tells Dorothy that she was never as powerful as the Witch of the East or she would have invaded Munchkinland and killed the Witch of the East herself.

    3. Glinda tells Dorothy "the land of Oz has never been civilized." After the death of the Witch of the East there is no mention of a parade, instead, Dorothy dines at the home of Bok, the wealthiest man in Munchkinland.

    4. One of the Munchkins tells Dorothy that if she traveled too far west she would encounter the Witch of the West who is a slaver. The Witch of the West, herself, actually never comes to Munchkinland which answers the question How did she find out the Witch of the East had died within mere minutes of it happening?

    5. There is no mention of a Munchkin Army.


I was under the (apparently mistaken) impression that the Wicked Witch of the East (are we allowed to use the term "Wicked"... I don't want to offend anyone) was a colonial power that had taken over Munchkin Land. Perhaps the Munchkin Army were like the Vichy French army.


Great question. I was also under that impression, that the Witch of the East (let's not play the blame game and call her "Wicked"), was a colonial power who ruled Munckinland from afar.

However, it seems - on deeper research - that the Munchkins, prior to Dorothy's assassination of the WOE, may have played the same role as the Winkies prior the assassination of the Witch of the West. That maybe the Witch of the East was actually resident in Munchkinland and the Munckhin Army did her bidding like the Winkie Army did the bidding of the Witch of the West.

When the house fell on the Witch of the East, I had always assumed she was just passing through and terrorizing the locals as she tended to do from time to time. But, it seems, she may have just been at her actual home base as resident dictator. A further indicator of this can be seen when the Munchkin State Coach arrives to pick-up Dorothy at the end of this scene ...



The coach is clearly sized to fit a full-size person, not a Munchkin, so must have previously been used by the Witch of the East?
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Re: Munchkinland was Highly Militarized

Postby betiko on Tue Feb 07, 2017 2:30 am

Are you guys watching emerald city?
I still haven t figured out if i mildly like that show or if i m about to drop it.
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Re: Munchkinland was Highly Militarized

Postby BoganGod on Tue Feb 07, 2017 7:40 am

The Munchkin Army(TMA - which no Betsy is not also an acronym for too much anal, as there is no such thing) was planned along modern french organisational structures, sadly some of their training manuals had been cribbed from the Polish House Calvary.
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Re: Munchkinland was Highly Militarized

Postby thegreekdog on Tue Feb 07, 2017 7:25 pm

saxitoxin wrote:
thegreekdog wrote:
saxitoxin wrote:I've checked the original book and learned some things:

    1. After the Witch of the East is killed, the remnant government of Munchkinland sent a "swift messenger to the North" to alert Glinda.

    2. Glinda tells Dorothy that she was never as powerful as the Witch of the East or she would have invaded Munchkinland and killed the Witch of the East herself.

    3. Glinda tells Dorothy "the land of Oz has never been civilized." After the death of the Witch of the East there is no mention of a parade, instead, Dorothy dines at the home of Bok, the wealthiest man in Munchkinland.

    4. One of the Munchkins tells Dorothy that if she traveled too far west she would encounter the Witch of the West who is a slaver. The Witch of the West, herself, actually never comes to Munchkinland which answers the question How did she find out the Witch of the East had died within mere minutes of it happening?

    5. There is no mention of a Munchkin Army.


I was under the (apparently mistaken) impression that the Wicked Witch of the East (are we allowed to use the term "Wicked"... I don't want to offend anyone) was a colonial power that had taken over Munchkin Land. Perhaps the Munchkin Army were like the Vichy French army.


Great question. I was also under that impression, that the Witch of the East (let's not play the blame game and call her "Wicked"), was a colonial power who ruled Munckinland from afar.

However, it seems - on deeper research - that the Munchkins, prior to Dorothy's assassination of the WOE, may have played the same role as the Winkies prior the assassination of the Witch of the West. That maybe the Witch of the East was actually resident in Munchkinland and the Munckhin Army did her bidding like the Winkie Army did the bidding of the Witch of the West.

When the house fell on the Witch of the East, I had always assumed she was just passing through and terrorizing the locals as she tended to do from time to time. But, it seems, she may have just been at her actual home base as resident dictator. A further indicator of this can be seen when the Munchkin State Coach arrives to pick-up Dorothy at the end of this scene ...



The coach is clearly sized to fit a full-size person, not a Munchkin, so must have previously been used by the Witch of the East?


It begs the question, though - How were the Munchkins so prepared for the coming of Dorothy? Was the WOW secretly supplying counterrevolutionaries? I believe it took all of five minutes for the Munchkins to start a coreographed dance... they must have known.
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Re: Munchkinland was Highly Militarized

Postby saxitoxin on Tue Feb 07, 2017 7:29 pm

thegreekdog wrote:
saxitoxin wrote:
thegreekdog wrote:
saxitoxin wrote:I've checked the original book and learned some things:

    1. After the Witch of the East is killed, the remnant government of Munchkinland sent a "swift messenger to the North" to alert Glinda.

    2. Glinda tells Dorothy that she was never as powerful as the Witch of the East or she would have invaded Munchkinland and killed the Witch of the East herself.

    3. Glinda tells Dorothy "the land of Oz has never been civilized." After the death of the Witch of the East there is no mention of a parade, instead, Dorothy dines at the home of Bok, the wealthiest man in Munchkinland.

    4. One of the Munchkins tells Dorothy that if she traveled too far west she would encounter the Witch of the West who is a slaver. The Witch of the West, herself, actually never comes to Munchkinland which answers the question How did she find out the Witch of the East had died within mere minutes of it happening?

    5. There is no mention of a Munchkin Army.


I was under the (apparently mistaken) impression that the Wicked Witch of the East (are we allowed to use the term "Wicked"... I don't want to offend anyone) was a colonial power that had taken over Munchkin Land. Perhaps the Munchkin Army were like the Vichy French army.


Great question. I was also under that impression, that the Witch of the East (let's not play the blame game and call her "Wicked"), was a colonial power who ruled Munckinland from afar.

However, it seems - on deeper research - that the Munchkins, prior to Dorothy's assassination of the WOE, may have played the same role as the Winkies prior the assassination of the Witch of the West. That maybe the Witch of the East was actually resident in Munchkinland and the Munckhin Army did her bidding like the Winkie Army did the bidding of the Witch of the West.

When the house fell on the Witch of the East, I had always assumed she was just passing through and terrorizing the locals as she tended to do from time to time. But, it seems, she may have just been at her actual home base as resident dictator. A further indicator of this can be seen when the Munchkin State Coach arrives to pick-up Dorothy at the end of this scene ...



The coach is clearly sized to fit a full-size person, not a Munchkin, so must have previously been used by the Witch of the East?


It begs the question, though - How were the Munchkins so prepared for the coming of Dorothy? Was the WOW secretly supplying counterrevolutionaries? I believe it took all of five minutes for the Munchkins to start a coreographed dance... they must have known.


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Re: Munchkinland was Highly Militarized

Postby Thorthoth on Fri Jul 14, 2017 5:40 pm

saxitoxin wrote:
thegreekdog wrote:
saxitoxin wrote:
thegreekdog wrote:
saxitoxin wrote:I've checked the original book and learned some things:

    1. After the Witch of the East is killed, the remnant government of Munchkinland sent a "swift messenger to the North" to alert Glinda.

    2. Glinda tells Dorothy that she was never as powerful as the Witch of the East or she would have invaded Munchkinland and killed the Witch of the East herself.

    3. Glinda tells Dorothy "the land of Oz has never been civilized." After the death of the Witch of the East there is no mention of a parade, instead, Dorothy dines at the home of Bok, the wealthiest man in Munchkinland.

    4. One of the Munchkins tells Dorothy that if she traveled too far west she would encounter the Witch of the West who is a slaver. The Witch of the West, herself, actually never comes to Munchkinland which answers the question How did she find out the Witch of the East had died within mere minutes of it happening?

    5. There is no mention of a Munchkin Army.


I was under the (apparently mistaken) impression that the Wicked Witch of the East (are we allowed to use the term "Wicked"... I don't want to offend anyone) was a colonial power that had taken over Munchkin Land. Perhaps the Munchkin Army were like the Vichy French army.


Great question. I was also under that impression, that the Witch of the East (let's not play the blame game and call her "Wicked"), was a colonial power who ruled Munckinland from afar.

However, it seems - on deeper research - that the Munchkins, prior to Dorothy's assassination of the WOE, may have played the same role as the Winkies prior the assassination of the Witch of the West. That maybe the Witch of the East was actually resident in Munchkinland and the Munckhin Army did her bidding like the Winkie Army did the bidding of the Witch of the West.

When the house fell on the Witch of the East, I had always assumed she was just passing through and terrorizing the locals as she tended to do from time to time. But, it seems, she may have just been at her actual home base as resident dictator. A further indicator of this can be seen when the Munchkin State Coach arrives to pick-up Dorothy at the end of this scene ...



The coach is clearly sized to fit a full-size person, not a Munchkin, so must have previously been used by the Witch of the East?


It begs the question, though - How were the Munchkins so prepared for the coming of Dorothy? Was the WOW secretly supplying counterrevolutionaries? I believe it took all of five minutes for the Munchkins to start a coreographed dance... they must have known.


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You left out one important fact from the original Frank L. Baum novels: Munchkins are normal full-sized humans. The midgit Munchkins are just one of many cinematic errors that are now accepted by the ignorant as canon.
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Re: Munchkinland was Highly Militarized

Postby Symmetry on Fri Jul 14, 2017 8:30 pm

Just because they aren't tall doesn't mean they aren't normal humans, and just because they aren't tall doesn't mean they aren't "full size".

It's sad that people treat this kind of stuff as somehow being heretical just because they think that it should be some pretty tall white American playing every role they've ever read.

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Re: Munchkinland was Highly Militarized

Postby Thorthoth on Fri Jul 14, 2017 9:10 pm

Symmetry wrote:Just because they aren't tall doesn't mean they aren't normal (1. Wrong.) humans, and just because they aren't tall doesn't mean they aren't "full size" (2. Wrong.)

It's sad (3. Wrong.) that people treat this kind of stuff as somehow being heretical just because they think that it should be some pretty tall white American playing every role they've ever read.

The movie is more of a classic than the books. (4. Wrong.) Live with it. (5. Wrong.)

Symmetry = FAIL.
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Re: Munchkinland was Highly Militarized

Postby Symmetry on Fri Jul 14, 2017 9:24 pm

Thorthoth wrote:
Symmetry wrote:Just because they aren't tall doesn't mean they aren't normal (1. Wrong.) humans, and just because they aren't tall doesn't mean they aren't "full size" (2. Wrong.)

It's sad (3. Wrong.) that people treat this kind of stuff as somehow being heretical just because they think that it should be some pretty tall white American playing every role they've ever read.

The movie is more of a classic than the books. (4. Wrong.) Live with it. (5. Wrong.)

Symmetry = FAIL.


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