English judge: sleeping with 12 year olds is not a crime

by **waauw** on Tue Jul 04, 2017 12:33 pm

2dimes wrote:
mandalorian2298 wrote:
Certificates can be forged, while grey hair and little mustache can be accomplished by cosmetics or an unhealthy life style.

Be smart, carbon date your date.

What about cutting them in half to count the rings?

That only works if they're treehuggers or ogres.

by **2dimes** on Tue Jul 04, 2017 12:44 pm

Layers! Never mind.

by **Bentelbow** on Tue Jul 04, 2017 3:45 pm

Just count the rings on their fingers..

by **2dimes** on Tue Jul 04, 2017 4:25 pm

Bentelbow wrote:Just count the rings on their fingers..

That's not going to work if you are in one of those places where they let eleven year olds get married.

by **Ltrain** on Tue Jul 04, 2017 10:20 pm

owenshooter wrote:shocker... another thread advocating pedophilia by a member that posted underage rape porn and somehow evaded any punishment...-Bj

I was shocked... SHOCKED that I had to scroll down to the bottom of page one and 4 days later to find someone trolling this thread. Has CC become civil? People were actually talking about the merits of the case :O :O :O

I'm just gonna assume that if owen said you posted underage rape porn that you probably didn't post underage rape porn

No I didn't read past page 1

by **mandalorian2298** on Wed Jul 05, 2017 12:31 am

2dimes wrote:
mandalorian2298 wrote:
Certificates can be forged, while grey hair and little mustache can be accomplished by cosmetics or an unhealthy life style.

Be smart, carbon date your date.

What about cutting them in half to count the rings?

I thought about it but cutting people in half spoils the atmosphere.

by **2dimes** on Wed Jul 05, 2017 12:34 am

mandalorian2298 wrote:
2dimes wrote:
mandalorian2298 wrote:
Certificates can be forged, while grey hair and little mustache can be accomplished by cosmetics or an unhealthy life style.

Be smart, carbon date your date.

What about cutting them in half to count the rings?

I thought about it but cutting people in half spoils the atmosphere.

By releasing green house gasses?

by **mandalorian2298** on Wed Jul 05, 2017 1:45 am

2dimes wrote:
mandalorian2298 wrote:
2dimes wrote:
mandalorian2298 wrote:
Certificates can be forged, while grey hair and little mustache can be accomplished by cosmetics or an unhealthy life style.

Be smart, carbon date your date.

What about cutting them in half to count the rings?

I thought about it but cutting people in half spoils the atmosphere.

By releasing green house gasses?

Those are a lefty myth! Cutting people in half doesn't harm the environment.

The real problem is that the upper half usually can't stop looking at the lower half's ass and asking if it looks fat to you.