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Seasonal Allergies Can Suck My Right Nut

Postby DirtyDishSoap on Tue Jul 04, 2017 7:05 am

Eyes are sensitive to light, being outside during any time of the day spells doom for me, nose is stuffed to no damn end, I get headaches, I sneeze at least 3 times in a row. Medicine doesn't do dick to help. Claritin, Benadryl, Zyrtec, Bleach, nothing.

I feel like a fucking vampire. Does anyone else suffer this bullshit every year? Am I cursed to hate Spring/Summer forever?

Send help.
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Re: Seasonal Allergies Can Suck My Right Nut

Postby warmonger1981 on Tue Jul 04, 2017 8:17 am

That's your body's way of saying your weak. Your immune system needs to step it's game up.
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Re: Seasonal Allergies Can Suck My Right Nut

Postby TA1LGUNN3R on Tue Jul 04, 2017 9:56 am

My existence sucks from late March/early April until mid July. I don't get headaches, but i pretty much sneeze and produce mucus non-stop, it's gross. Throat is constantly raw and itchy. I wanna claw my eyes out because they itch and burn. During the peak i even get mild asthma, which just ended actually, so I'm glad that's over.

That's what you get for living in the Willamette valley, slick. Claritin and allegra don't do shit. Zyrtec (cetirizine-i get cheaper stuff) staves off the worst of it but doesn't help a whole lot. Benadryl works but only because it knocks me out, i think. Like, it should be a sleep drug.

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Re: Seasonal Allergies Can Suck My Right Nut

Postby BoganGod on Tue Jul 04, 2017 11:14 am

Had very bad allergies. Got desensitised as a teenager, grid with 144 little squares drawn on my arm, 144 little needles with allergens, poked under my skin. Whatever came up with the biggest welt, was desensitised to. Painful, time consuming, expensive for my parents. Of great benefit, no longer look like I'm mourning a loved one every time the season changes, or common flowers bloom. Was not fucking fun at all. Am lucky Telfast works for me, and every 5-7years when autumn is much worse than normal, need to use a prescription nasal spray as well.
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Re: Seasonal Allergies Can Suck My Right Nut

Postby Bernie Sanders on Tue Jul 04, 2017 11:15 am

DirtyDishSoap wrote:Eyes are sensitive to light, being outside during any time of the day spells doom for me, nose is stuffed to no damn end, I get headaches, I sneeze at least 3 times in a row. Medicine doesn't do dick to help. Claritin, Benadryl, Zyrtec, Bleach, nothing.

I feel like a fucking vampire. Does anyone else suffer this bullshit every year? Am I cursed to hate Spring/Summer forever?

Send help.



This usually happens when siblings marry and have children.
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Re: Seasonal Allergies Can Suck My Right Nut

Postby waauw on Tue Jul 04, 2017 11:46 am

Get a dog.
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Re: Seasonal Allergies Can Suck My Right Nut

Postby BoganGod on Wed Jul 05, 2017 1:46 pm

waauw wrote:Get a dog.

What a nasty thing to say. For shame trolling when the man is being serious for once.
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Re: Seasonal Allergies Can Suck My Right Nut

Postby waauw on Wed Jul 05, 2017 3:39 pm

BoganGod wrote:
waauw wrote:Get a dog.

What a nasty thing to say. For shame trolling when the man is being serious for once.


I'm not trolling. Dogs bring in so much filth that they are good for your immune system.
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Re: Seasonal Allergies Can Suck My Right Nut

Postby notyou2 on Wed Jul 05, 2017 6:57 pm

My nose is stuffed all the time, except when I'm in Vegas, and I don't sweat when there. Move to Vegas DDS
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Re: Seasonal Allergies Can Suck My Right Nut

Postby BoganGod on Thu Jul 06, 2017 8:06 am

notyou2 wrote:My nose is stuffed all the time, except when I'm in Vegas, and I don't sweat when there. Move to Vegas DDS

Can you do that much blow off the bleached anus of a show girl that your sweat glands go into hibernation?
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Re: Seasonal Allergies Can Suck My Right Nut

Postby notyou2 on Thu Jul 06, 2017 10:43 am

Yes, and the dry desert air/climate.
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Re: Seasonal Allergies Can Suck My Right Nut

Postby riskllama on Thu Jul 06, 2017 10:58 am

BoganGod wrote:
notyou2 wrote:My nose is stuffed all the time, except when I'm in Vegas, and I don't sweat when there. Move to Vegas DDS

Can you do that much blow off the bleached anus of a show girl that your sweat glands go into hibernation?

I could.
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Re: Seasonal Allergies Can Suck My Right Nut

Postby Thorthoth on Thu Jul 06, 2017 9:21 pm

riskllama wrote:
BoganGod wrote:
notyou2 wrote:My nose is stuffed all the time, except when I'm in Vegas, and I don't sweat when there. Move to Vegas DDS

Can you do that much blow off the bleached anus of a show girl that your sweat glands go into hibernation?

I could.

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Re: Seasonal Allergies Can Suck My Right Nut

Postby BoganGod on Fri Jul 07, 2017 8:30 am

Thorthoth wrote:
riskllama wrote:
BoganGod wrote:
notyou2 wrote:My nose is stuffed all the time, except when I'm in Vegas, and I don't sweat when there. Move to Vegas DDS

Can you do that much blow off the bleached anus of a show girl that your sweat glands go into hibernation?

I could.

sweatless, krelled-out, rimmer-llamsagna...

The kid is all sauce no pudding if ya know what I mean
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Re: Seasonal Allergies Can Suck My Right Nut

Postby stefko on Fri Jul 07, 2017 8:40 am

Have you ever tested yourself for allergens? You could make a desensitisation process but it takes a lot of time and energy.
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