Homosexual Llamas that Enjoy Excitement are Best Sheep Guard

by **saxitoxin** on Tue Nov 15, 2016 1:26 am

Things to avoid when purchasing a guard llama:

- A male that was gelded late (after 15-18 months), bred, or is interested in females
- A nervous, shy llama
- Fears and runs from dogs, or is completely uninterested in dogs
- Uninterested in surroundings and new things

http://ag.ansc.purdue.edu/sheep/ansc442 ... onkeys.htm

by **Dukasaur** on Tue Nov 15, 2016 1:33 pm

http://www.nytimes.com/interactive/2016/10/30/magazine/black-male-sexuality-last-taboo.html

One night, when I was 24 and living in San Francisco, I met a handsome white guy visiting from Germany. We stood near a window in a crowded bar and talked about an art show he’d just seen. Eventually I brought him to my apartment, where, after removing some of his clothes, he eagerly started to undo my pants. But then he stood there for a moment and gave my crotch a long, perplexed look, like Geraldo Rivera did when, after months of buildup, he opened what turned out to be Al Capone’s empty vault. He replaced his clothes and, before exiting, explained himself: “That’s not what I expected.”

by **mrswdk** on Tue Nov 15, 2016 3:49 pm

So saxi tried to bang a black guy and riskllama is a gay farmer? WHAT'S NEW

by **saxitoxin** on Tue Nov 15, 2016 6:08 pm

mrswdk wrote:So saxi tried to bang a black guy and riskllama is a gay farmer? WHAT'S NEW

How many times do we have to tell you, AoG isn't black?

by **waauw** on Wed Nov 16, 2016 12:38 pm

Everybody be ready for december 9th, the day of the llama.

by **riskllama** on Wed Nov 16, 2016 1:15 pm

waauw wrote:Everybody be ready for december 9th, the day of the llama.

I will prepare as well as I was unaware we had "a day". we have come a long way.

by **TA1LGUNN3R** on Wed Nov 16, 2016 4:22 pm

riskllama wrote:
waauw wrote:Everybody be ready for december 9th, the day of the llama.

I will prepare as well as I was unaware we had "a day". we have come a long way.

You should join the naacp. Blacks have a whole month, maybe they can get you at least a week.

-TG

by **Dukasaur** on Wed Nov 16, 2016 4:23 pm

riskllama wrote:
waauw wrote:Everybody be ready for december 9th, the day of the llama.

I will prepare as well as I was unaware we had "a day". we have come a long way.

by **BoganGod** on Wed Nov 16, 2016 8:42 pm

Guard your hearts, don't share your sheep. An ancient saying attributed to Kiwis, Welsh and Spanish farmers. Please listen to those old and true words of wisdom. You're welcome

by **Thorthoth** on Tue Jun 13, 2017 10:21 pm

Why was this thread buried in the stacks?!
This is exactly the sort of topical and informative thread that should remain readily at-hand and frequently updated.