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Trump ain't getting laid.

Postby Bernie Sanders on Sun May 28, 2017 4:02 pm





Plain and simple, Melania Trump knows the Trump name is going down in flames. Wonder how much she is going to get in the upcoming divorce?
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Postby betiko on Sun May 28, 2017 4:48 pm

Loool, she ll stay to be the first lady, then byebye,. Obviously no woman has ever accepted to stay more than 10 years with that pig. (Yes, haven t checked, go ahead, google it and tell me a number between 10 and 15 for one of his wifes)
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Postby riskllama on Sun May 28, 2017 5:18 pm

i think ivana stuck around for a while...
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Postby saxitoxin on Sun May 28, 2017 5:23 pm

betiko wrote:Loool, she ll stay to be the first lady, then byebye


Being First Lady of France is so undesirable they don't even stick around for the full term, eh?

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Postby 2dimes on Sun May 28, 2017 5:25 pm

Pfft, the Oval Office is pussy central.
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Postby Bernie Sanders on Mon May 29, 2017 8:03 am

2dimes wrote:Pfft, the Oval Office is pussy central.


Trump ain't interested in pussy anymore....fuk he don't even have sex with Melania anymore. Trump has more interests in his tweeting than women. He's out of shape, his mind is in decline and soon he will be spoon fed oatmeal with a bib on.
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Postby BoganGod on Mon May 29, 2017 8:08 am

Bernie Sanders wrote:
2dimes wrote:Pfft, the Oval Office is pussy central.


Trump ain't interested in pussy anymore....fuk he don't even have sex with Melania anymore. Trump has more interests in his tweeting than women. He's out of shape, his mind is in decline and soon he will be spoon fed oatmeal with a bib on.

If only Trump was Kennedy we hear democraps bleat. Like the world needs another rampant sex addict with a cocaine addiction in the white house again. Trump rocks, and will go down in history as one the better presidents of the 20/21st century. Hail our LEADER
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Postby betiko on Mon May 29, 2017 9:18 am

saxitoxin wrote:
betiko wrote:Loool, she ll stay to be the first lady, then byebye


Being First Lady of France is so undesirable they don't even stick around for the full term, eh?

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She was just his girlfriend not his wife duh! François just moved on and started his relationship with a younger actress, more fun than a divorced journalist. Meanwhile, the mother of his 4 kids was minister of ecology. Hollande never got married!

Sarkozy did get dumped just after being elected by his wife, so he married a famous supermodel.
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Postby riskllama on Mon May 29, 2017 11:42 am

she sort of looks like a man...
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Postby Bernie Sanders on Mon May 29, 2017 12:11 pm

riskllama wrote:she sort of looks like a man...


It's the person on the left on the picture, duh.
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Postby betiko on Mon May 29, 2017 1:59 pm

Is the trump look something she practiced, or is it something she was born with?
Did donald choose her because of the trump look?

It's like if derek zoolander meets the girl with the ice cold look 2003. Would he chose her for it, or would he feel terrible to see someone using the same look as her?
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Postby mrswdk on Tue May 30, 2017 10:29 am

betiko wrote:
saxitoxin wrote:
betiko wrote:Loool, she ll stay to be the first lady, then byebye


Being First Lady of France is so undesirable they don't even stick around for the full term, eh?

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She was just his girlfriend not his wife duh! François just moved on and started his relationship with a younger actress, more fun than a divorced journalist. Meanwhile, the mother of his 4 kids was minister of ecology. Hollande never got married!

Sarkozy did get dumped just after being elected by his wife, so he married a famous supermodel.


So:
- one got chucked by his wife the second the TV cameras turned up and started generating evidence of their relationship
- one could never persuade any woman to commit to him in the first place
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Postby karel on Sun Jun 11, 2017 10:14 pm

Bernie Sanders wrote:



Plain and simple, Melania Trump knows the Trump name is going down in flames. Wonder how much she is going to get in the upcoming divorce?


yep fake news by you snow flakes,you all can never tell the truth,as berrnie was a fake to begin with and now obama and killary goons going down,cant wait till Bernie wife,killary,obama all share a cell together....priceless.....all they did is rob the american people
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Postby riskllama on Mon Jun 12, 2017 1:58 am

lol, if the US didn't throw Bush & Cheney in prison for starting a phoney war, what makes you think any of them will go to jail? stupid.
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Postby mrswdk on Mon Jun 12, 2017 3:17 am

Yeah, if they wanted him gone that bad they'd do what they usually do which is stage an assassination.
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Postby mookiemcgee on Mon Jun 12, 2017 5:53 pm

Who needs women, when you can f*ck the entire world in the ass without lube.
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Postby karel on Mon Jun 12, 2017 7:04 pm

guess you lame brains forgot about Benghazi like most weak snow flakes,all you lame ass snow flakes are the same,only care about yourselves and race baiting,that idiot obama set race relations back 50 yrs,at least trump is trying to do something,more then what i can say about dick bag obama
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Postby riskllama on Mon Jun 12, 2017 7:16 pm

a closed mouth gathers no foot, karel... ;)
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Postby Thorthoth on Tue Jun 13, 2017 12:37 am

You would do well to keep your own diseased front orifice shut too, Vego-llamsagna.
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Postby riskllama on Tue Jun 13, 2017 12:53 am

vegetable lasagne wrote:You would do well to keep your own diseased front orifice shut too, Vego-llamsagna.

:? ...i'll be good.
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Re: Trump ain't getting laid.

Postby Thorthoth on Tue Jun 13, 2017 1:42 am

No, you 'll never be 'good' (egg or otherwise) but if we keep you on a short leash and don't spare the rod, we can get you to behave.
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Re: Trump ain't getting laid.

Postby TA1LGUNN3R on Tue Jun 13, 2017 2:58 pm

God, vegetable lasagna is such a boring meal. Get some sausage in there.

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Re: Trump ain't getting laid.

Postby riskllama on Tue Jun 13, 2017 3:05 pm

he certainly does lack imagination.
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Postby mrswdk on Tue Jun 13, 2017 3:20 pm

TG'd put his sausage in llama's lasagne, amirite.
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Postby TA1LGUNN3R on Tue Jun 13, 2017 6:35 pm

Only if he asks nicely.

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