I HAVE AN ANNOUNCEMENT!

by **DirtyDishSoap** on Mon May 22, 2017 7:44 am

Don't ever go in dry. My dick pretty much got an Indian run burn and shit was everywhere.

That is all.

by **betiko** on Mon May 22, 2017 7:57 am

Where did you stick your dick again dds?

by **DirtyDishSoap** on Mon May 22, 2017 7:58 am

Classified.

by **iAmCaffeine** on Mon May 22, 2017 10:34 am

betiko wrote:Where did you stick your dick again dds?

DirtyDishSoap wrote:shit was everywhere..

It's okay DDS. I had a gay friend and when he lost his virginity, his partner didn't use lube. My friend's arse was hurting for a long time. I laughed for a long time.

by **KoolBak** on Mon May 22, 2017 12:12 pm

Poor, young rookie..... one day you will learn, grasshopper.

by **saxitoxin** on Mon May 22, 2017 1:48 pm

iAmCaffeine wrote:It's okay DDS. I had a gay friend and when he lost his virginity, his partner didn't use lube. My friend's arse was hurting for a long time. I laughed for a long time.

the kicker to this story is that IAC was the partner

ergo he "had" a friend

by **iAmCaffeine** on Mon May 22, 2017 2:16 pm

Shut up saxi, we used to be friends.

by **warmonger1981** on Mon May 22, 2017 3:58 pm

Should have used saliva. Natures lube.

by **DirtyDishSoap** on Mon May 22, 2017 6:29 pm

warmonger1981 wrote:Should have used saliva. Natures lube.

This times a thousand.

Nothing says "I'm gonna f*ck you raw dogged like a porn star" then boogie spit on your pecker.

by **BoganGod** on Tue May 23, 2017 10:50 am

DirtyDishSoap wrote:
warmonger1981 wrote:Should have used saliva. Natures lube.

This times a thousand.

Nothing says "I'm gonna f*ck you raw dogged like a porn star" then boogie spit on your pecker.

Tears or blood, that extra salt makes the whole arse to mouth thing so much more tasty......... <allegedly, if Llama is to be believed>