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Mouse Insurgency

Postby Qwert on Sat May 20, 2017 4:07 pm

Today CSF (cat security forces) make big impact on mouse insurgent army. After repeated attack on my corn and with increase damage on this crop in my barn, plan are made for top secret operation to stop this mouse sabotages. Operation begun after dinner, and CSF make very big surprise where Insurgent don't know whats going on.
After surrounding CSF start cleaning area of all Insurgents, with goal to eliminate all enemies and because that operation lasted almost 1.5 hour. But even with all precautions, some insurgent manage to escape using "you go left i go right" tactic, where CSF are mislead and make error. But overall operation are successful and full report indicate that 42 insurgent are eliminate and recognize (picture taken) close to 15 insurgents are totally destroyed in first minutes of operation and not manage to identify( eaten immediately not possible to collect any parts) and some 10 insurgents manage to escape.

CSF member will be recommended for high awards.

Big battle won but war continues........
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Re: Mouse Insurgency

Postby Symmetry on Sat May 20, 2017 8:49 pm

Qwert wrote:Today CCF (cat security forces)


I'm gonna have to stop you there...
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Re: Mouse Insurgency

Postby TA1LGUNN3R on Sat May 20, 2017 8:59 pm

Symmetry can't handle the pussy patrol...

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Re: Mouse Insurgency

Postby Symmetry on Sat May 20, 2017 9:00 pm

TA1LGUNN3R wrote:Symmetry can't handle the pussy patrol...

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*whoosh"
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Re: Mouse Insurgency

Postby TA1LGUNN3R on Sat May 20, 2017 9:12 pm

Yes, you seem to whoosh quite a bit...

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Re: Mouse Insurgency

Postby Symmetry on Sat May 20, 2017 9:32 pm

TA1LGUNN3R wrote:Yes, you seem to whoosh quite a bit...

-TG


You have thoroughly whooshed me with that reply. Consider me whooshed, truly and thoroughly. You are the king of whooshing. And I?- A mere whooshee in your court of whoosh.

As a humble vassal, may I petition your Whooshist Majesty to explain what CCF stands for?
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Re: Mouse Insurgency

Postby TA1LGUNN3R on Sat May 20, 2017 9:39 pm

Cat security forces, duh. Didn't you read op?

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Re: Mouse Insurgency

Postby Symmetry on Sat May 20, 2017 10:22 pm

TA1LGUNN3R wrote:
Symmetry wrote:
TA1LGUNN3R wrote:Yes, you seem to whoosh quite a bit...

-TG


You have thoroughly whooshed me with that reply. Consider me whooshed, truly and thoroughly. You are the king of whooshing. And I?- A mere whooshee in your court of whoosh.

As a humble vassal, may I petition your Whooshist Majesty to explain what CCF stands for?


Cat security forces

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Re: Mouse Insurgency

Postby TA1LGUNN3R on Sat May 20, 2017 10:43 pm

C(at) C(ecurity) F(orces). It's perfectly clear.

Anyway, I advise qwert to keep his CCF on the alert. 10 mouse insurgents can quickly recruit a lot of support.

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Re: Mouse Insurgency

Postby Symmetry on Sat May 20, 2017 10:48 pm

Not your finest hour, TG
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Re: Mouse Insurgency

Postby TA1LGUNN3R on Sat May 20, 2017 11:18 pm

Oh, please. I understand you have the compulsion to correct everybody's spelling and grammar (as if you've never made any mistakes here), but it's pretty lame when you try to do that to a non-native speaker. I'll give you credit when you learn Serbian and write it out perfectly.

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TA1LGUNN3R wrote:Symmetry can't handle the pussy patrol...

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Re: Mouse Insurgency

Postby DoomYoshi on Sun May 21, 2017 12:04 pm

It's a pretty sick sense of humor to correct cats spelling anyways. It's like making fun of a down syndrome kid for not tying his shoes right. Way to keep it classym.
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Re: Mouse Insurgency

Postby Qwert on Sun May 21, 2017 1:06 pm

TA1LGUNN3R wrote:C(at) C(ecurity) F(orces). It's perfectly clear.

Anyway, I advise qwert to keep his CCF on the alert. 10 mouse insurgents can quickly recruit a lot of support.

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Yep, they are on alert- 2 more are eliminate, but 3 manage to escape again.
This bring number to 59 eliminated and 8 escape. Enough for two day. Second pile of corn will be soon cleared, so this will be another opportunity for more job for CSF ;)
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Re: Mouse Insurgency

Postby Qwert on Sun May 21, 2017 1:14 pm

Symmetry wrote:
Qwert wrote:Today CCF (cat security forces)


I'm gonna have to stop you there...


Uhh, i fix mistake. I didn't know that you are very sensitive on spelling mistake from people who learn english from movies and internet .

I could write on my language but probably you will not know how to read, and believe me google translator are little retarded, and will not give you corrected version.

Mogao bi da pisem na mom jeziku ali verovatno ne bi znao kako da citas, a veruj mi da google prevodilac je malo retardiran , i nece ti dati ispravnu verziju. ;)
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Re: Mouse Insurgency

Postby TA1LGUNN3R on Sun May 21, 2017 3:31 pm

Doesn't Serbian use Cyrillic also? You could be extra nice and type it out in Cyrillic to really f*ck with him.

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Re: Mouse Insurgency

Postby Qwert on Sun May 21, 2017 3:51 pm

yes, so you think that he will understand better if i write in Cyrillic?

Могао би да пишем на мом језику али вероватно не би знао како да читаш, а веруј ми да је гогле преводилац мало ретардиран, и неће ти дати праву верзију.
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