So I know we had those weird poetry contests for V-Day, but I suck at poetry, so instead I propose a few new years resolutions for the wonderful people that made it onto my wall of shame fame.
Xtratabasco - Take a minimum wage job and work with those brothers you love so much. Get into the gay community, hell, become gay yourself! I feel like if you did this, you'd be a smidgen less of a prick.
Owen - Embrace your whiteness already. Kids, if we clap real loud and sing altogether at once, maybe Owen will come out of that racial closet of his!
NotYou2 - Hopeless cause.
