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attention everyone, I will finally come clean

Postby Army of GOD on Fri Mar 31, 2017 9:37 am

I have a penis








please discuss
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Re: attention everyone, I will finally come clean

Postby nietzsche on Fri Mar 31, 2017 11:40 am

a midget penis
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Re: attention everyone, I will finally come clean

Postby riskllama on Fri Mar 31, 2017 11:55 am

hey, what's this "thx agane, JP" all about? I've seen it around a couple times now. serious question.
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Re: attention everyone, I will finally come clean

Postby Army of GOD on Fri Mar 31, 2017 12:34 pm

riskllama wrote:hey, what's this "thx agane, JP" all about? I've seen it around a couple times now. serious question.

thanks jp
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Re: attention everyone, I will finally come clean

Postby riskllama on Fri Mar 31, 2017 1:40 pm

sounds about right. a dude w/a penis would just tell me what I wanted to know...
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Re: attention everyone, I will finally come clean

Postby tzor on Fri Mar 31, 2017 3:26 pm

Army of GOD wrote:I have a penis


But where do you keep it?
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Re: attention everyone, I will finally come clean

Postby saxitoxin on Fri Mar 31, 2017 10:17 pm

Army of GOD wrote:I have a penis


Army of GOD wrote:I will finally come clean



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Re: attention everyone, I will finally come clean

Postby Dukasaur on Fri Mar 31, 2017 10:19 pm

I was going to ask if by "come clean" he means he intends to wash it.
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Re: attention everyone, I will finally come clean

Postby warmonger1981 on Sat Apr 01, 2017 12:30 am

My dick is so clean I wash my hands before I piss.
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Re: attention everyone, I will finally come clean

Postby mrswdk on Sat Apr 01, 2017 10:43 am

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Re: attention everyone, I will finally come clean

Postby 2dimes on Sat Apr 01, 2017 10:54 am

warmonger1981 wrote:My dick is so clean I wash my hands before I piss.


I have worked several jobs where this is something you should do. For some reason once your hands are truely filthy your nose gets itchy. Not every time but nearly every time.
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Re: attention everyone, I will finally come clean

Postby DirtyDishSoap on Sat Apr 01, 2017 11:19 am

Army of GOD wrote:I dont have a penis








please discuss

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Re: attention everyone, I will finally come clean

Postby BoganGod on Sun Apr 02, 2017 9:48 am

warmonger1981 wrote:My dick is so clean I wash my hands before I piss.

Wash your hands in chilli oil, vinegar, salt, and szechwan pepper before pissing that will learn ya.
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Re: attention everyone, I will finally come clean

Postby mrswdk on Sun Apr 02, 2017 3:57 pm

BoganGod wrote:
warmonger1981 wrote:My dick is so clean I wash my hands before I piss.

Wash your hands in chilli oil, vinegar, salt, and szechwan pepper before pissing that will learn ya.


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Re: attention everyone, I will finally come clean

Postby Army of GOD on Mon Apr 03, 2017 10:06 am

setch juan?
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Re: attention everyone, I will finally come clean

Postby waauw on Mon Apr 03, 2017 11:48 am

ze jew an?
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Re: attention everyone, I will finally come clean

Postby notyou2 on Mon Apr 03, 2017 6:26 pm

riskllama wrote:hey, what's this "thx agane, JP" all about? I've seen it around a couple times now. serious question.


I got a ban for participating in that
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Re: attention everyone, I will finally come clean

Postby BoganGod on Tue Apr 04, 2017 12:51 pm

mrswdk wrote:
BoganGod wrote:
warmonger1981 wrote:My dick is so clean I wash my hands before I piss.

Wash your hands in chilli oil, vinegar, salt, and szechwan pepper before pissing that will learn ya.


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