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[BoganGod]

Oh no you didn't! Don't be bringing star wars into this.

[betiko]

Wait, so Goofy's wife was a human? So were Goofy's parents a human and a dog? So dig the dog bang the human or was it the classy peanut butter on the wiener but imma nut in you at the last minute? How did Goofy coax her anyways? And what would that make Max? 3/4ths human 1/4 dog?

Disney promotes bestiality, ban Disney.

Whatever Goofy's species is, his wife is the same, and so is the son. All of them have dog-faces but are otherwise human. They're completely different from cartoon dogs like Pluto who actually walk on four legs. Goofy's clan are all clearly bipedal, have opposable thumbs, work at human jobs and live in human houses. Only their faces are somewhat dog-like, and even there the dogginess is not complete.

Actually, if you want to hypothesize an ancestry for the Goofs, you could follow Goofy's obvious kinship to Jar-Jar Binks and view Goofy as a hairier kind of Gungan.

nah, his wife is human, not a funny-dog-human
Also, what the f*ck are mickey donald and goofy working for?

all disney characters are the fruit of walt's zoophile fantasies; he calls them his children

[DirtyDishSoap]

Wait, so Goofy's wife was a human? So were Goofy's parents a human and a dog? So dig the dog bang the human or was it the classy peanut butter on the wiener but imma nut in you at the last minute? How did Goofy coax her anyways? And what would that make Max? 3/4ths human 1/4 dog?

Disney promotes bestiality, ban Disney.

Whatever Goofy's species is, his wife is the same, and so is the son. All of them have dog-faces but are otherwise human. They're completely different from cartoon dogs like Pluto who actually walk on four legs. Goofy's clan are all clearly bipedal, have opposable thumbs, work at human jobs and live in human houses. Only their faces are somewhat dog-like, and even there the dogginess is not complete.

Actually, if you want to hypothesize an ancestry for the Goofs, you could follow Goofy's obvious kinship to Jar-Jar Binks and view Goofy as a hairier kind of Gungan.

Nuh-uh, they never showed her face, that and practically everything about her screams human. You clearly need to look at it more closely.

Down with Disney and their softcore animal porn!

[2dimes]

Betty and veronica are hot. It's all about the philosophical question.. do i prefer blondes or brunettes. Mix that with people who vote for trump, you get archie.

no way you could pull either betty or veronica

No way you could pull Archie!!!

It's not about hair colour.

Betty might be the perfect wife, super hot, loves daddy, cleans house, cooks, infatuated with you, slightly crazy but poor.
Vs.
Veronica Lodge, spoiled rich bitch, would bang Reggie on the side, her father might have you killed, but in the mean time you could drive super cars, live in mansions and vacation in exotic places where they charge $10+ us for a Coca-Cola.

[Symmetry]

Wait, so Goofy's wife was a human? So were Goofy's parents a human and a dog? So dig the dog bang the human or was it the classy peanut butter on the wiener but imma nut in you at the last minute? How did Goofy coax her anyways? And what would that make Max? 3/4ths human 1/4 dog?

Disney promotes bestiality, ban Disney.

Whatever Goofy's species is, his wife is the same, and so is the son. All of them have dog-faces but are otherwise human. They're completely different from cartoon dogs like Pluto who actually walk on four legs. Goofy's clan are all clearly bipedal, have opposable thumbs, work at human jobs and live in human houses. Only their faces are somewhat dog-like, and even there the dogginess is not complete.

Actually, if you want to hypothesize an ancestry for the Goofs, you could follow Goofy's obvious kinship to Jar-Jar Binks and view Goofy as a hairier kind of Gungan.

When I worked in Japan, a lot of kids liked Hello Kitty. For some kids though, Hello Kitty wasn't cute enough. Hello kitty has a pet, who is also a cat, called Charmmy Kitty.



It borders on slavery.

[2dimes]

WB, does it stand for Warner Brothers or Wank Bank?

Continuing on that side street. There are new Archie comics and the draw the charicters quite realistic. Completely ruining Both Betty and Veronica.

wut about the new Archie TV series that debuts this month? hella looking fwd to that!

How'd episode 1 treat ya? I don't remember everyone's parents being split up. They did not all go to elementary school together?