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Postby I GOT SERVED on Tue Jun 05, 2007 10:14 am

http://www.safenow.org/

Trust me, this site is legit.
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Postby GreecePwns on Tue Jun 05, 2007 10:30 am

Some of these things are legit, like the one where you can lift weights off of you with a flashlight.

I also like the Vin Diesel one.
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Postby DirtyDishSoap on Tue Jun 05, 2007 10:31 am

:lol: :lol:
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Postby I GOT SERVED on Tue Jun 05, 2007 10:37 am

I like the one about conserving oxygen by not farting is most definitely legit.

Especially with some of the monsters I unleash.....
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Postby GreecePwns on Tue Jun 05, 2007 10:38 am

I GOT SERVED wrote:I like the one about conserving oxygen by not farting is most definitely legit.

Especially with some of the monsters I unleash.....


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Postby Backglass on Tue Jun 05, 2007 10:47 am

I laughed until my eyes bled.



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Postby GreecePwns on Tue Jun 05, 2007 10:49 am

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To eliminate smallpox, wash with soap, water and at least one(1) armless hand under a faucet with no sink.
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Postby s.xkitten on Tue Jun 05, 2007 10:50 am

:lol: :lol: :lol:
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Postby static_ice on Tue Jun 05, 2007 10:56 am

someone should do these for the pictures in the airplane safety booklets they look just like these :lol:
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Postby black jesus on Tue Jun 05, 2007 2:04 pm

After exposure to radiation it is important to consider that you may have mutated to gigantic dimensions: watch your head.

lol this is funny I wonder if any of this advice will save my life one day? and maybe its more helpful then the real site.
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Postby MeDeFe on Tue Jun 05, 2007 2:59 pm

I particularly liked this one

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Postby unriggable on Tue Jun 05, 2007 4:32 pm

MeDeFe wrote:I particularly liked this one

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Postby hecter on Tue Jun 05, 2007 4:41 pm

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Postby unriggable on Tue Jun 05, 2007 4:46 pm

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Postby Anarchist on Tue Jun 05, 2007 9:51 pm

I dont know whether to take the advise seriously or not......


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Postby funkeymunkey on Tue Jun 05, 2007 10:37 pm

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i cracked up on that one.
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Postby Nardbuster on Tue Jun 05, 2007 11:58 pm

Come on now. Put some pep into your step.
You do not need to read the comments.
Remember the first time you fell from your high chair.
You did not fall you were pushed.
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Postby Iliad on Wed Jun 06, 2007 2:38 am

Oh god that was SO funny!
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