http://globalnews.ca/news/2943185/muskoka-residents-launch-900m-class-action-suit-against-province-over-flood-damage/
Yes it's true the greedy fat cats want more money since the government made it rain too hard on their cottages.
Residents were quoted as saying: "I only come here once a year for a few days while I'm golfing nearby, so it really sucks when it's wet";
"my pile of cocaine just got soaked"
"In Hollywood it doesn't rain, why do I even come here"
For those who don't know, these are the most expensive and exclusive cottages in Canada (at least some of them).