I was texting with my sugar baby today, and the conversation got weird. So weird, that I think i may have set a new 'low bar' for myself. Read mine and share yours!
Me - Are those anal beads for me or for you?
Her - i should just shove my panties in your mouth so you cant talk - ever. You'd be more attractive.
Her - Your not allowed to text either, it's still a form of communication so now you've lost thumb privileges.
Me - I'm typing with my dick
Her - Well, you've got tuck game. We both know this
Me - My pussy is hot when i tuck. I just need to learn how to 'sissy that walk' and I'll be able to work the sf clubs on the weekend.
Her - Your such a boner killer.
Me - Right back at you!
