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Penis Transplant

Postby betiko on Fri May 20, 2016 6:55 am

http://www.nytimes.com/2016/05/17/healt ... .html?_r=0

good news!

1) if your penis doesn't work, or if you don't like it you can now change it (don't get too excited AOG)
2) if you want you penis to keep on truckin' and f*ck tons of new hot babes after your death... you can give it away!


the real question is...how many times can a same dick be passed around? after the first receiver dies, can he pass it on?

Hollywood could make a great story out of a penis with this medical advancement.
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Re: Penis Transplant

Postby waauw on Fri May 20, 2016 8:45 am

*woman pulls pants down* Ehm, why is your penis black?
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Re: Penis Transplant

Postby betiko on Fri May 20, 2016 1:04 pm

waauw wrote:*woman pulls pants down* Ehm, why is your penis black?


cause it's 1 century old Linda! It's actually an icelandic penis!!
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Re: Penis Transplant

Postby TA1LGUNN3R on Fri May 20, 2016 1:57 pm

betiko wrote:
waauw wrote:*woman pulls pants down* Ehm, why is your penis black?


cause it's 1 century old Linda! It's actually an icelandic penis!!


Linda Searcy would never have sex with you, you're not American. Foreigner scum.

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Re: Penis Transplant

Postby Serbia on Fri May 20, 2016 5:56 pm

You're all just jealous.

Bollocks.
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Re: Penis Transplant

Postby Pirlo on Sun May 22, 2016 7:59 pm

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Re: Penis Transplant

Postby notyou2 on Mon May 23, 2016 3:20 pm

This thread is in appropriate.

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Re: Penis Transplant

Postby Pirlo on Mon May 23, 2016 9:09 pm

notyou2 wrote:This thread is in appropriate.

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Everything about PENIS is appropriate, or at least should be.

Half of this planet population have penises... most of the other hale want ones. It's almost as important as $$$$$

Think of it this way and you will never underestimate the power of a penis.

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Re: Penis Transplant

Postby betiko on Tue May 24, 2016 6:07 am

Could we transpalnt a penis to a woman? like on the tip of her clit?
I'm sure it will soon be available at a reasonable price!
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Re: Penis Transplant

Postby Pirlo on Tue May 24, 2016 4:49 pm

betiko wrote:Could we transpalnt a penis to a woman? like on the tip of her clit?
I'm sure it will soon be available at a reasonable price!


Isn't this called shemale? or you mean something else?
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Re: Penis Transplant

Postby betiko on Wed May 25, 2016 5:21 am

Pirlo wrote:
betiko wrote:Could we transpalnt a penis to a woman? like on the tip of her clit?
I'm sure it will soon be available at a reasonable price!


Isn't this called shemale? or you mean something else?


a shemale is actually a XY man with a penis dressed as a woman... or was it after the operation? no i think it's before.

I'm talking about a real XX woman trying to become a man; and that can get an operation with a fully functional penis transplanted from a man. wondering if it's possible.
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Re: Penis Transplant

Postby Pirlo on Fri May 27, 2016 11:54 am

betiko wrote:
Pirlo wrote:
betiko wrote:Could we transpalnt a penis to a woman? like on the tip of her clit?
I'm sure it will soon be available at a reasonable price!


Isn't this called shemale? or you mean something else?


a shemale is actually a XY man with a penis dressed as a woman... or was it after the operation? no i think it's before.

I'm talking about a real XX woman trying to become a man; and that can get an operation with a fully functional penis transplanted from a man. wondering if it's possible.


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Re: Penis Transplant

Postby Dukasaur on Sat May 28, 2016 9:07 am

betiko wrote:Could we transpalnt a penis to a woman? like on the tip of her clit?
I'm sure it will soon be available at a reasonable price!

If you're going to transplant a penis to a woman, you should put it on her hand, so she can take care of herself.
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