How many dick pushups can you do?

by **Dancing Mustard** on Thu Jun 12, 2008 6:49 am

I think my max is about 12, can anybody do more?

by **Nickbaldwin** on Thu Jun 12, 2008 6:54 am

14. And a half.

by **Juan_Bottom** on Thu Jun 12, 2008 6:57 am

Do I have to 'hold it' for two second when I 'go down.' And again when I 'come' back up? Or is this 'straight' 'up and down action?'

by **sam_levi_11** on Thu Jun 12, 2008 7:05 am

19

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by **Dancing Mustard** on Thu Jun 12, 2008 9:17 am

Juan_Bottom wrote:Do I have to 'hold it' for two second when I 'go down.' And again when I 'come' back up? Or is this 'straight' 'up and down action?'

I think both methods have an equal intensity, but it's vitaly important that you keep looking straight ahead at all times.

by **Neoteny** on Thu Jun 12, 2008 11:13 am

You only need to be able to do one.

by **Juan_Bottom** on Thu Jun 12, 2008 11:55 am

Neoteny wrote:You only need to be able to do one.

Are the type of guy who reads GQ magazine?

by **Neoteny** on Thu Jun 12, 2008 12:04 pm

Juan_Bottom wrote:
Neoteny wrote:You only need to be able to do one.

Are the type of guy who reads GQ magazine?

I have not, though I probably would if one were placed in front of me.

by **Frigidus** on Thu Jun 12, 2008 12:26 pm

Juan_Bottom wrote:
Neoteny wrote:You only need to be able to do one.

Are the type of guy who reads GQ magazine?

God, who doesn't?

by **Juan_Bottom** on Fri Nov 07, 2008 2:19 am

Just tried...and was only able to do one... but I put my back out doing it...
I swear I was able to do 9-12 before though.... I need to clear my head, and get back on the ball(no pun intended).

by **diddle** on Fri Nov 07, 2008 2:42 am

I ejaculate by 7.

by **Snorri1234** on Fri Nov 07, 2008 5:53 am

About 20-21.

by **Nickbaldwin** on Fri Nov 07, 2008 6:53 am

I've been training and I'm now up to 17 and three quarters.

by **heavycola** on Fri Nov 07, 2008 7:44 am

I have found that by lying on my front on the floor, while a friend holds a picture of rick astley in front of my face for ten seconds, then removes it, it is possible to continue almost indefinitely.

by **autoload** on Sat Nov 08, 2008 12:28 pm

Just tried and got 4. Pretty tough. Kudos to all of you who did more than me.

by **TheProwler** on Sat Nov 08, 2008 3:53 pm

heavycola wrote:I have found that by lying on my front on the floor, while a friend holds a picture of rick astley in front of my face for ten seconds, then removes it, it is possible to continue almost indefinitely.

So the question is....why does it take you a whole 10 seconds to get hard for Rick?