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90 year-old Senator to marry 25 year-old man

Postby saxitoxin on Sun Apr 24, 2016 2:34 pm

Wofford, a Democrat who was also a top adviser to John F. Kennedy and Martin Luther King Jr., announced his marriage to Matthew Charlton in a New York Times op-ed published Sunday.

"Too often, our society seeks to label people by pinning them on the wall -- straight, gay or in between," Wofford wrote. "I don't categorize myself based on the gender of those I love. I had a half-century of marriage with a wonderful woman, and now am lucky for a second time to have found happiness."

Wofford's wife, Clare, died in 1996 after battling acute leukemia. He wrote of their close bond and the balance between him, the romantic, and her, a realist.
"I assumed that I was too old to seek or expect another romance," Wofford wrote of his wife's death. "But five years later, standing on a beach in Fort Lauderdale, Florida, I sensed a creative hour and did not want to miss it."

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Re: 90 year-old Senator to marry 25 year-old man

Postby Bernie Sanders on Sun Apr 24, 2016 3:12 pm

Congrats to the 90 year old, if he can consummate the wedding night
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Re: 90 year-old Senator to marry 25 year-old man

Postby saxitoxin on Sun Apr 24, 2016 3:17 pm

"But five years later, standing on a beach in Fort Lauderdale, Florida, I sensed a creative hour and did not want to miss it."

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This is a very high-class way of saying "I was super horny" ... "I sensed a creative hour."
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Re: 90 year-old Senator to marry 25 year-old man

Postby Metsfanmax on Sun Apr 24, 2016 5:46 pm

saxi is just jealous that someone his age can still get it up.
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Re: 90 year-old Senator to marry 25 year-old man

Postby patches70 on Sun Apr 24, 2016 5:49 pm

The 25 year old is a gold digger.
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Re: 90 year-old Senator to marry 25 year-old man

Postby riskllama on Sun Apr 24, 2016 5:57 pm

patches70 wrote:The 25 year old is a gold digger.

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Re: 90 year-old Senator to marry 25 year-old man

Postby apey on Sun Apr 24, 2016 6:50 pm

riskllama wrote:
patches70 wrote:The 25 year old is a gold digger.

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More power to em... What if the 90 year old still has 20yrs on him thats alot of decrepit penis
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Re: 90 year-old Senator to marry 25 year-old man

Postby notyou2 on Sun Apr 24, 2016 7:37 pm

He's probably rich enough to afford penile implants
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Re: 90 year-old Senator to marry 25 year-old man

Postby apey on Sun Apr 24, 2016 7:44 pm

He has to be
So we meet the new anna nichole smith
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Re: 90 year-old Senator to marry 25 year-old man

Postby notyou2 on Sun Apr 24, 2016 8:14 pm

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Re: 90 year-old Senator to marry 25 year-old man

Postby 2dimes on Sun Apr 24, 2016 10:49 pm

apey wrote:He has to be
So we meet the new anna nichole Andrew nicholas smith

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Re: 90 year-old Senator to marry 25 year-old man

Postby Symmetry on Mon Apr 25, 2016 5:51 am

Does his 40 year old fiancé know about this?
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Re: 90 year-old Senator to marry 25 year-old man

Postby Serbia on Mon Apr 25, 2016 5:30 pm



I haven't clicked on the link, I just love the half-baked way it was written: "Woman duped female friend sex pretending man using prosthetic penis jailed 8 years" is an awesome sentence, obviously translated as such from a foreign language.

Bollocks.
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Re: 90 year-old Senator to marry 25 year-old man

Postby TA1LGUNN3R on Mon Apr 25, 2016 7:23 pm

I think in most url addresses they omit prepositions and punctuation to cut down on space. I could be mistaken.

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Re: 90 year-old Senator to marry 25 year-old man

Postby Serbia on Mon Apr 25, 2016 7:31 pm

That makes sense, and this isn't the first time I've noticed such an awesome headline in the url. I just enjoyed this one more than usual.

Bollocks.
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Re: 90 year-old Senator to marry 25 year-old man

Postby notyou2 on Mon Apr 25, 2016 9:00 pm

Serbia wrote:


I haven't clicked on the link, I just love the half-baked way it was written: "Woman duped female friend sex pretending man using prosthetic penis jailed 8 years" is an awesome sentence, obviously translated as such from a foreign language.

Bollocks.


Yes translated from cockney I believe. It's a true story. The girl was jailed.
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Re: 90 year-old Senator to marry 25 year-old man

Postby riskllama on Tue Apr 26, 2016 12:59 pm

yeah. that one was kind of fucked... :-s
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