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Menstruating are banned

Postby DoomYoshi on Mon Apr 18, 2016 5:39 am

As per the mods' decree:

viewtopic.php?f=8&t=217957&p=4808727#p4808713

All actions which require being female are banned for males. Therefore, please note that all the following activities are now banned from being done by males while on Conquer Club:
  • Menstruating
  • Giving Birth
  • Breast Feeding
  • making nietzche a sandwich
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Re: Menstruating are banned

Postby waauw on Mon Apr 18, 2016 5:43 am

*sigh*
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Re: Menstruating are banned

Postby apey on Mon Apr 18, 2016 5:43 am

Dammit. Yoshi!!!
Guess ill eat the sandwich i just made
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Re: Menstruating are banned

Postby rishaed on Mon Apr 18, 2016 7:05 am

DoomYoshi wrote:As per the mods' decree:

viewtopic.php?f=8&t=217957&p=4808727#p4808713

All actions which require being female are banned for males. Therefore, please note that all the following activities are now banned from being done by males while on Conquer Club:
  • Menstruating
  • Giving Birth
  • Breast Feeding
  • making nietzche a sandwich

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Re: Menstruating are banned

Postby tzor on Mon Apr 18, 2016 9:56 am

I hate to give you the bad news, but Breast Feeding should be removed from the list. :twisted:

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Re: Menstruating are banned

Postby TA1LGUNN3R on Mon Apr 18, 2016 9:59 am

Godfuckingdammit
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Re: Menstruating are banned

Postby Keefie on Tue Apr 19, 2016 2:24 am

Where do completely irrational behaviour, bunny boiling and the silent treatment feature in this ?
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Re: Menstruating are banned

Postby riskllama on Tue Apr 19, 2016 10:30 am

tzor wrote:I hate to give you the bad news, but Breast Feeding should be removed from the list. :twisted:

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it's true. my pecs are swollen with nourishing fluids as i type this. kinda hurts, actually... :(
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Re: Menstruating are banned

Postby DoomYoshi on Tue Apr 19, 2016 7:31 pm

Keefie wrote:Where do completely irrational behaviour, bunny boiling and the silent treatment feature in this ?


I guess they can have breast feeding's spot.
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Re: Menstruating are banned

Postby notyou2 on Tue Apr 19, 2016 9:02 pm

DoomYoshi wrote:
Keefie wrote:Where do completely irrational behaviour, bunny boiling and the silent treatment feature in this ?


I guess they can have breast feeding's spot.


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Re: Menstruating are banned

Postby Keefie on Wed Apr 20, 2016 5:15 am

DoomYoshi wrote:
Keefie wrote:Where do completely irrational behaviour, bunny boiling and the silent treatment feature in this ?


I guess they can have breast feeding's spot.


They're welcome to it.

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Re: Menstruating are banned

Postby riskllama on Wed Apr 20, 2016 5:56 pm

:o
yikes, man!!!
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Re: Menstruating are banned

Postby TA1LGUNN3R on Wed Apr 20, 2016 6:15 pm

Is that like the Indian version of Grapes of Wrath?

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Re: Menstruating are banned

Postby Serbia on Wed Apr 20, 2016 6:38 pm

Just shows that everyone's gotta eat.

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Re: Menstruating are banned

Postby apey on Wed Apr 20, 2016 11:17 pm

It's all good tho cuz masturbation is still allowed right? :-$
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Re: Menstruating are banned

Postby elfish_lad on Wed Apr 20, 2016 11:25 pm

Shit. I can't unsee that.

Shit.
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Re: Menstruating are banned

Postby DoomYoshi on Fri Apr 22, 2016 10:01 pm

apey wrote:It's all good tho cuz masturbation is still allowed right? :-$


Yea, its the thing that brings us together.
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