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Do Any Of You Believe I'm Really A Dodge Stratus?

 
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Do Any Of You Believe I'm Really A Dodge Stratus?

Postby ADodgeStratus on Sat Apr 09, 2016 8:45 am

Question.
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Re: Do Any Of You Believe I'm Really A Dodge Stratus?

Postby Dukasaur on Sat Apr 09, 2016 10:05 am

Yes, Dave. We believe you died in a motor collision, run over at a crosswalk by a Dodge Stratus driven by Gary Busey. While you brain was strained through the radiator grille, your soul entered the ECM PCM module and became sentient.
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Re: Do Any Of You Believe I'm Really A Dodge Stratus?

Postby TA1LGUNN3R on Sat Apr 09, 2016 12:10 pm

Dukasaur wrote:Yes, Dave. We believe you died in a motor collision, run over at a crosswalk by a Dodge Stratus driven by Gary Busey. While you brain was strained through the radiator grille, your soul entered the ECM PCM module and became sentient.


Were you a script writer for movies back in the 80s?

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Re: Do Any Of You Believe I'm Really A Dodge Stratus?

Postby Bernie Sanders on Sat Apr 09, 2016 2:35 pm

Why are you still a new recruit?
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Re: Do Any Of You Believe I'm Really A Dodge Stratus?

Postby Serbia on Sat Apr 09, 2016 3:06 pm

Bernie Sanders wrote:Why are you still a new recruit?


Because he hasn't finished 5 games yet. The answer is very easy to find, and yet I'm not surprised you weren't able to figure it out.

Bollocks.
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Re: Do Any Of You Believe I'm Really A Dodge Stratus?

Postby Bernie Sanders on Sat Apr 09, 2016 3:43 pm

Serbia wrote:
Bernie Sanders wrote:Why are you still a new recruit?


Because he hasn't finished 5 games yet. The answer is very easy to find, and yet I'm not surprised you weren't able to figure it out.

Bollocks.

You are a moron. Look at that! I figured that out, all by myself!
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Re: Do Any Of You Believe I'm Really A Dodge Stratus?

Postby Serbia on Sat Apr 09, 2016 4:24 pm

Bernie Sanders wrote:
Serbia wrote:
Bernie Sanders wrote:Why are you still a new recruit?


Because he hasn't finished 5 games yet. The answer is very easy to find, and yet I'm not surprised you weren't able to figure it out.

Bollocks.

You are a moron. Look at that! I figured that out, all by myself!


Nice childish response, Bern. Wouldn't expect anything less! Well, something homophobic or sexist, but alas, you can't offend everyone all the time.
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Re: Do Any Of You Believe I'm Really A Dodge Stratus?

Postby Army of GOD on Sat Apr 09, 2016 4:53 pm

I think of you more as a Ford Focus
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Re: Do Any Of You Believe I'm Really A Dodge Stratus?

Postby degaston on Sat Apr 09, 2016 5:52 pm

Army of GOD wrote:I think of you more as a Ford Focus

Yugo girl!
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Re: Do Any Of You Believe I'm Really A Dodge Stratus?

Postby DoomYoshi on Sat Apr 09, 2016 7:13 pm

Bernie Sanders wrote:Why are you still a new recruit?


A guy with one medal harping on a non-player...

Bernie, you aren't allowed to harass people on this point until you have 1000 games completed.
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Re: Do Any Of You Believe I'm Really A Dodge Stratus?

Postby Bernie Sanders on Sun Apr 10, 2016 7:46 am

DoomYoshi wrote:
Bernie Sanders wrote:Why are you still a new recruit?


A guy with one medal harping on a non-player...

Bernie, you aren't allowed to harass people on this point until you have 1000 games completed.

I can harp anyone I want, especially someone who thinks he's superior cause of some type of imaginary medals that are pinned on his imaginary chest.
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Re: Do Any Of You Believe I'm Really A Dodge Stratus?

Postby Bernie Sanders on Sun Apr 10, 2016 7:48 am

Serbia wrote:
Bernie Sanders wrote:
Serbia wrote:
Bernie Sanders wrote:Why are you still a new recruit?


Because he hasn't finished 5 games yet. The answer is very easy to find, and yet I'm not surprised you weren't able to figure it out.

Bollocks.

You are a moron. Look at that! I figured that out, all by myself!


Nice childish response, Bern. Wouldn't expect anything less! Well, something homophobic or sexist, but alas, you can't offend everyone all the time.

Poor Serbia, you still butt hurt? I'll take it easy on you this tine, since you are so sensitive. ...like a little school girl.
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Re: Do Any Of You Believe I'm Really A Dodge Stratus?

Postby Serbia on Sun Apr 10, 2016 9:02 am

Bernie Sanders wrote:
DoomYoshi wrote:
Bernie Sanders wrote:Why are you still a new recruit?


A guy with one medal harping on a non-player...

Bernie, you aren't allowed to harass people on this point until you have 1000 games completed.

I can harp anyone I want, especially someone who thinks he's superior cause of some type of imaginary medals that are pinned on his imaginary chest.


So you're saying, anyone exactly like yourself. You really need to grow a bit, gain some self-awareness.
But actually, I like you at this level of idiot. You're entertaining still. Keep doing you, Barnie.

Bollocks.
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Re: Do Any Of You Believe I'm Really A Dodge Stratus?

Postby ADodgeStratus on Sun Apr 10, 2016 9:05 am

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Re: Do Any Of You Believe I'm Really A Dodge Stratus?

Postby warmonger1981 on Sun Apr 10, 2016 10:20 am

It's a polished up turd. Worst video I ever seen.
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Re: Do Any Of You Believe I'm Really A Dodge Stratus?

Postby muy_thaiguy on Sun Apr 10, 2016 12:58 pm

Serbia wrote:
Bernie Sanders wrote:
DoomYoshi wrote:
Bernie Sanders wrote:Why are you still a new recruit?


A guy with one medal harping on a non-player...

Bernie, you aren't allowed to harass people on this point until you have 1000 games completed.

I can harp anyone I want, especially someone who thinks he's superior cause of some type of imaginary medals that are pinned on his imaginary chest.


So you're saying, anyone exactly like yourself. You really need to grow a bit, gain some self-awareness.
But actually, I like you at this level of idiot. You're entertaining still. Keep doing you, Barnie.

Bollocks.

It's people like Bernie-boy, Goran-duran, and an overpriced hunk of junk that make me miss dancingmustard, suggs, and Norse.
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Re: Do Any Of You Believe I'm Really A Dodge Stratus?

Postby ADodgeStratus on Mon Apr 11, 2016 3:51 pm

You are all trying to cyber bully me but it doesn't bother me because I'm a Dodge Stratus!
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Re: Do Any Of You Believe I'm Really A Dodge Stratus?

Postby warmonger1981 on Mon Apr 11, 2016 10:19 pm

No. Your a pile of scrap disguised as a pile of crap.
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