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A non-boring lent thread

Postby mrswdk on Mon Feb 08, 2016 3:16 pm

During a recent Snapchat exchange, Bernie Sanders told me that given Easter is fast approaching he will soon be following in Mets' example and abstaining from having sex with pigs for one month as a test of willpower.

Is anyone else giving up anything for Lent?
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Re: A non-boring lent thread

Postby Bernie Sanders on Mon Feb 08, 2016 3:26 pm

mrswdk wrote:During a recent Snapchat exchange, Bernie Sanders told me that given Easter is fast approaching he will soon be following in Mets' example and abstaining from having sex with pigs for one month as a test of willpower.

Is anyone else giving up anything for Lent?


Obvious you know nothing about the Jewish religion. We stay away from pigs and we do not celebrate Easter.

Now abstain from your blow up friend for Lent.

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Re: A non-boring lent thread

Postby Army of GOD on Mon Feb 08, 2016 4:42 pm

Thanks to Aqib Talib, Easter holds no meaning now that I know that the Easter Bunny isnt' real

“There ain’t no Easter Bunny, there ain’t no Santa Claus, there ain’t no Superman,” Talib said after the game, according to the Broncos’ Twitter account.
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Re: A non-boring lent thread

Postby tzor on Mon Feb 08, 2016 6:16 pm

Bernie Sanders wrote:Obvious you know nothing about the Jewish religion. We stay away from pigs and we do not celebrate Easter.


Mrswdk doesn't know a lot about many things.
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Re: A non-boring lent thread

Postby mrswdk on Mon Feb 08, 2016 6:40 pm

You guys have no respect :x

This is the 4,713th year of the Chinese calendar, and a new passing in the world's largest, oldest and most prestigious country, not a chance for you to make internet jokez.

HAPPY NEW SPRING, BITCHES
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Re: A non-boring lent thread

Postby mrswdk on Mon Feb 08, 2016 6:42 pm

gong xi fa cai / 恭喜发财

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Re: A non-boring lent thread

Postby mrswdk on Mon Feb 08, 2016 6:51 pm

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Re: A non-boring lent thread

Postby tzor on Mon Feb 08, 2016 6:53 pm

mrswdk wrote:You guys have no respect :x


Anyone who confuses Chinese New Year with Lent in a conversation with a Jew doesn't deserve respect.

It's a lot like confusing Diwali with Thanksgiving and Sukkot and trying to pin down a Muslim Imam.
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Re: A non-boring lent thread

Postby KoolBak on Mon Feb 08, 2016 11:45 pm

I like oxymorons....Giant Shrimp...Silent Scream....A non-boring lent thread (thassa good one)
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Re: A non-boring lent thread

Postby Dukasaur on Tue Feb 09, 2016 12:57 am

I gave up screwing the daughters of close friends.
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Re: A non-boring lent thread

Postby iAmCaffeine on Tue Feb 09, 2016 7:45 am

Boring.
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Re: A non-boring lent thread

Postby riskllama on Wed Feb 10, 2016 1:40 pm

mrswdk wrote:You guys have no respect :x

This is the 4,713th year of the Chinese calendar, and a new passing in the world's largest, oldest and most prestigious country, not a chance for you to make internet jokez.

HAPPY NEW SPRING, BITCHES

why should we respect 4700 odd years of a culture that's worth less than dirt, mrs?
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Re: A non-boring lent thread

Postby mrswdk on Wed Feb 10, 2016 2:55 pm

I meant you have no respect for my attempts to celebrate this new spring.

Or in this thread, to talk about lent abstinence.

NO RESPECT LA
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Re: A non-boring lent thread

Postby waauw on Wed Feb 10, 2016 8:42 pm

It's spring already? :-k
  • summer rains: check
  • fall rains: check
  • winter rains: check
  • spring rains: check :o
OMG how did I miss the crossing of the seasons #-o
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Re: A non-boring lent thread

Postby Symmetry on Fri Feb 12, 2016 11:57 pm

tzor wrote:
Bernie Sanders wrote:Obvious you know nothing about the Jewish religion. We stay away from pigs and we do not celebrate Easter.


Mrswdk doesn't know a lot about many things.


I'd genuinely like to believe that it was just ignorance rather than deliberate antisemitism .

MrsWdk, you owe an apology.
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Re: A non-boring lent thread

Postby mrswdk on Sun Feb 14, 2016 6:32 am

You do know that's not really Bernie Sanders, right?
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Re: A non-boring lent thread

Postby tzor on Sun Feb 14, 2016 10:21 am

Don't tell anyone that. :twisted:

We want to see the look in their faces when they realize that the POTUS isn't playing this game and they don't have access to the White House. :twisted:
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