No other country in the world has contributed to world peace than the great and almighty US of A.
From single handily beating the Nazis and Japanese in World War 2, without any help, from anyone else, to crushing the communist Soviet empire, no other country in world history has ever contributed this much.
America was founded in 1607 when Moses led his people across the great blue ocean to the new world, the Americas. It was the Americans who discovered this strange land. But why did Moses lead his people away from Britain?
Moses led his people away from the evil British empire who had been oppressing the American people. But the evil tea drinking Brits caught up with Moses in New York City and conquered the American people.
Then 1776 happened and Jesus Christ descended from Heaven, giving George Washington the divine weapon needed to kick the British out of America. And hence was fought the glorious and heroic American Revolution, where the freedom loving liberty admiring slave owning white Americans (oh the irony) fought the British tooth to tooth, nail to nail. The Americans fought by themselves with no one else helping them. The Americans beat the British, and the British allies such as the French, Spanish, Eskimos, Egyptians, Moors, Babylonians, Gungans, Neimoidians, and even the dreaded Jedi.
After the American Revolution came the Ear of Good Feelings, during Emperor James Monroe's regime. Emperor Monroe proclaimed that the Americans will not have sole jurisdiction over the Western Hemisphere. He issued the Monroe Doctrine, which is still in effect today. This is why Japan got nuked. They did not follow the Monroe Doctrine. To this day, the US of A is the only country to have nuked a civilian population. But they deserved it because they did not obey the US of A.
But peace was not to be for long. During the American Civil War, armies of droids led by the Confederacy fought the clone troopers of the Northern federal system. The reason for so much bloodshed? Slavery.
Yes, even the peaceful and moral US of A had slavery. But it was a good form of slavery. Who wouldn't want to be slaves to the US of A? Even today the US of A has slaves, they are Germany, Japan, UK, Canada, Australia, etc....Basically all countries in which the peaceful US of A has military bases. But the military bases are to protect the countries from Iranian. Chinese, and Russian aggression.
The next wars fought by the US of A was World War 1, World War 2, and World War 3, in which the US of A won them all. To this date, the peaceful loving US of A has been in war for 214 years of its 236 years in existence. All hail the almighty US of A. For without it, the world would be very grim....Very grim indeed.
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