Only instance you're allowed to piss yourself

[waauw]

Two window cleaners stuck on swinging platform on China's 2nd tallest building

[Lord Arioch]

Hmm i nearly wet my self last elk hunt ... finally came to my place in the woods settled in and like 2 meters behind me this enourmous boar jumps up and away seems i found his sleeping place

[Bernie Sanders]

Watching Trump's speech last night, made me want to piss myself.

It was not Trump himself who made me want to piss myself, but watching all his supporters applauding and yelling in support of his radical and nonsense plans to make "AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!"

[KoolBak]

Hmm i nearly wet my self last elk hunt ... finally came to my place in the woods settled in and like 2 meters behind me this enourmous boar jumps up and away seems i found his sleeping place

Chukar hunting one time I ahd a giant 5 point (western count) bull elk bounce up outta his sleeping spot about 3 feet from me in some scrub....yeah, them are eye openers Recall that scratch on my shotgun stock well...yes I fell on my ass in the rocks....lol

[TA1LGUNN3R]

I got wasted on a bottle of jaeger once and pissed myself. I think that's allowable.

-TG

[iAmCaffeine]

I prefer to piss myself and thereby save the sewer system. My urine is toxic.

[tzor]

If you enter microgravity and the space toilets are all occupied ...

And before they were invented ... Why Alan Shepard Had to Pee In His Space Suit

[betiko]

every time someone on CC is being antagonistic with me I cry and I pee myself.

[Army of GOD]

Two window cleaners stuck on swinging platform on China's 2nd tallest building

That's a hell of an amusement park

[waauw]

Two window cleaners stuck on swinging platform on China's 2nd tallest building

That's a hell of an amusement park

Yes it is, and if you look close enough you'll notice that one of the two window cleaners is in fact mrswdk.

[betiko]

i saw a story about a guy that survived from a fall with such platform..... the platform made the fall somewhat slow down in the air then at some point the platform started getting stuck between a small building and the original building.... the window cleaner reached the ground on the platform at a reasonable speed and just ended with a few things broken. a freaking miracle.