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Eragon

Postby Iliad on Wed May 09, 2007 3:05 am

....Sucked. Very. Badly.
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Postby Great Pretender on Wed May 09, 2007 3:06 am

i thought the special effects weren't that bad :?
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Postby Iliad on Wed May 09, 2007 3:08 am

Great Pretender wrote:i thought the special effects weren't that bad :?

yeah but plot and acting is kinda needed if you want the special effects to actually look cool. The special effects were the only okay part of the movie
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Postby Skittles! on Wed May 09, 2007 3:14 am

I saw this. With a friend. It was so fucking corny.

I hated it. It sucked. Next time I see it I might stuff phones up my arse.
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Postby DirtyDishSoap on Wed May 09, 2007 3:18 am

hated it
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Postby Skoffin on Wed May 09, 2007 4:27 am

If you've read the book, the movie was atrocious. The ones that made it either didn't read it or they just took the book and went at it with a meat cleaver, whatever was left they through in with an assortment of other crap.

If you haven't seen it, it's still horrible. Do not see it. Ever.
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Postby duday53 on Wed May 09, 2007 6:39 am

if they make a new one: Eldest maybe it will be better...hopefully
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Postby Anarchy Ninja on Wed May 09, 2007 6:43 am

It was indeed an atrocious film and I feel dirty having watched it. I'm not so pissed off about the money I wasted to go see it but rather the hour and half or so I can never get back
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Postby Puff on Wed May 09, 2007 6:59 am

Well the only thing good about eragon was that I saw it for free
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Postby Iliad on Wed May 09, 2007 7:17 am

I can't believe 3 people liked it.
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Postby Skittles! on Wed May 09, 2007 7:18 am

4. It's 4
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Postby Iliad on Wed May 09, 2007 7:19 am

Did you like it?
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Postby Skittles! on Wed May 09, 2007 7:20 am

No. No I did not.
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Postby red bull on Wed May 09, 2007 1:05 pm

the books are the best the movie SUCKS
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Postby diddle on Wed May 09, 2007 1:17 pm

from what i've heard its crap, and it went to DVD pretty quickly aswell
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Postby s.xkitten on Wed May 09, 2007 1:20 pm

you forgot the "it wasn't so bad, but i wouldn't go see it again" option
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Postby RobinJ on Wed May 09, 2007 1:42 pm

Real let down on the books, which are out of this world. If I was Christopher Paolini I would murder the film directors, producers, the cast, everyone involved
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Postby diddle on Wed May 09, 2007 1:57 pm

RobinJ wrote:Real let down on the books, which are out of this world. If I was Christopher Paolini I would murder the film directors, producers, the cast, everyone involved


sounds bad
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Postby n8freeman on Wed May 09, 2007 2:16 pm

the books were amazing and compared to the books the movie sucked ass


if u havent read the books the movie would be good
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Postby dwightschrute on Wed May 09, 2007 4:33 pm

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Postby lduke1990 on Wed May 09, 2007 5:31 pm

my only real question: WHEN THE f*ck DID ERAGON LEARN THE WORD FOR HEAL? ($in the movie)
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Postby Spuzzell on Wed May 09, 2007 8:09 pm

It was the worst fantasy film since Dungeons and Dragons.

But the book is also shit, so as far as I'm concerned it's a faithful adaptation. Huzzah!
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Postby FRSmk3 on Wed May 09, 2007 9:50 pm

I haven't read the book, but I could tell that so many important parts were taken from the book when the movie was made. Still more interesting than the new King Kong, though.
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Postby MeDeFe on Thu May 10, 2007 4:47 am

He's a decent writer (definitely for his age and experience), but he borrowed more or less everything from other books. All the time I kept thinking "I've read this before somewhere". But still... agnostic elves that can stimulate others sex-drive by singing, that's definitely something new.
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Postby Skittles! on Thu May 10, 2007 5:50 am

n8freeman wrote:the books were amazing and compared to the books the movie sucked ass


if u havent read the books the movie would be good


I never read the books, and I hate the movie.
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