Conquer Club

Man I need unlimited texts

\\OFF-TOPIC// conversations about everything that has nothing to do with Conquer Club.

Moderator: Community Team

Forum rules
Please read the Community Guidelines before posting.

Man I need unlimited texts

Postby reverend_kyle on Thu Feb 22, 2007 3:45 am

I just got a $170 dollar cell phone bill.

I guess its not like Shawnies $1000 one, but its still pretty hitting of the pocket.
DANCING MUSTARD FOR POOP IN '08!
User avatar
Sergeant reverend_kyle
 
Posts: 9250
Joined: Tue Mar 21, 2006 4:08 pm
Location: 1000 post club

Postby shultz on Thu Feb 22, 2007 4:14 am

TRUE< TRUE
User avatar
Corporal 1st Class shultz
 
Posts: 179
Joined: Sun Nov 26, 2006 3:37 pm
Location: I cant recall

Postby Kid_A on Thu Feb 22, 2007 5:22 am

i once has a heating bill that was over $800
User avatar
Major Kid_A
 
Posts: 1083
Joined: Tue Nov 21, 2006 3:40 pm
Location: San Francisco

Postby Wisse on Thu Feb 22, 2007 5:24 am

hmm thats like €120-€140 pretty much i think...
Image Image
User avatar
Sergeant Wisse
 
Posts: 4448
Joined: Fri Oct 13, 2006 2:59 pm
Location: The netherlands, gelderland, epe

Re: Man I need unlimited texts

Postby johnnyrotten on Thu Feb 22, 2007 7:41 am

reverend_kyle wrote:I just got a $170 dollar cell phone bill.

I guess its not like Shawnies $1000 one, but its still pretty hitting of the pocket.

ROTFLMAO. Cell phone *snigger* Oh you damned American.
User avatar
Sergeant johnnyrotten
 
Posts: 2883
Joined: Sat Mar 04, 2006 4:42 pm
Location: Poole, England

Postby Spuzzell on Thu Feb 22, 2007 8:22 am

$170 is about £85 in real money. That's not much, you cheapskate! :P

Anyway, how would unlimited texts save you money on your premium rate Under-age Gerbil Slut sex chat lines?

I pay £30 ($60 in Mickey Mouse) for 1000 texts a month and free calls to landlines. My bill is usually 55 to 60 quid each month, but I've gone over £100 several times.
User avatar
Corporal 1st Class Spuzzell
 
Posts: 286
Joined: Wed Mar 22, 2006 8:42 am
Location: Devon

Postby MeDeFe on Thu Feb 22, 2007 8:23 am

You are all equally crazy.
User avatar
Major MeDeFe
 
Posts: 7831
Joined: Thu Apr 06, 2006 2:48 am
Location: Follow the trail of holes in other people's arguments.

Postby SirSebstar on Thu Feb 22, 2007 8:26 am

i have to concur
User avatar
Major SirSebstar
 
Posts: 6969
Joined: Fri Oct 27, 2006 7:51 am
Location: SirSebstar is BACK. Highscore: Colonel Score: 2919 21/03/2011

Postby Dariune on Thu Feb 22, 2007 8:36 am

SirSebstar wrote:i have to concur


You dont have to ...
User avatar
Lieutenant Dariune
 
Posts: 1491
Joined: Thu Mar 16, 2006 9:47 am
Location: South UK

Postby Sammy gags on Thu Feb 22, 2007 10:04 am

How much do you pay for texts? I pay 25 cents for every outgoing one & 10 cents for every incoming one
User avatar
Lieutenant Sammy gags
 
Posts: 1642
Joined: Fri May 26, 2006 6:26 pm
Location: ?????

Postby Spuzzell on Thu Feb 22, 2007 10:10 am

Sammy gags wrote:How much do you pay for texts? I pay 25 cents for every outgoing one & 10 cents for every incoming one


What the holy badger f*ck?

Why would you pay to receive a text? What kind of messed up contract is that?

I pay 10p (20c) for a text I think, not sure though. It could well be less. Plus a thousand free texts a month.

I've never even heard of a contract where you pay to receive a text. That's just horrible.
User avatar
Corporal 1st Class Spuzzell
 
Posts: 286
Joined: Wed Mar 22, 2006 8:42 am
Location: Devon

Postby DemonHunter on Thu Feb 22, 2007 10:11 am

I don't text alot. So I have no clue how much mine cost.
User avatar
Cadet DemonHunter
 
Posts: 31
Joined: Fri Dec 08, 2006 3:59 pm
Location: In front of the PC

Postby Anarkistsdream on Thu Feb 22, 2007 10:13 am

For five bucks a month, Cingular gives you unlimited texts...

Why would you do anything else?
virus90 wrote: I think Anarkist is a valuable asset to any game.
User avatar
Cook Anarkistsdream
 
Posts: 7567
Joined: Wed Jan 10, 2007 11:57 am

Postby Sammy gags on Thu Feb 22, 2007 10:21 am

I like to stick with the old fashioned way of talking on the phone, I don't usually spend $5 a month on texts
User avatar
Lieutenant Sammy gags
 
Posts: 1642
Joined: Fri May 26, 2006 6:26 pm
Location: ?????

Postby Anarkistsdream on Thu Feb 22, 2007 10:22 am

Sammy gags wrote:I like to stick with the old fashioned way of talking on the phone, I don't usually spend $5 a month on texts


Oh, no bro... I meant RK.
virus90 wrote: I think Anarkist is a valuable asset to any game.
User avatar
Cook Anarkistsdream
 
Posts: 7567
Joined: Wed Jan 10, 2007 11:57 am

Postby btownmeggy on Thu Feb 22, 2007 10:27 am

I read the title of this thread... and I knew it would be you.
User avatar
Corporal btownmeggy
 
Posts: 2042
Joined: Thu Jan 04, 2007 1:43 am

Postby s.xkitten on Thu Feb 22, 2007 10:54 am

$387 in texts alone...not to mention i went over my minutes too...guess i need a better plan :?
User avatar
Sergeant s.xkitten
 
Posts: 6911
Joined: Mon Oct 23, 2006 9:56 pm
Location: I dunno

Postby Spuzzell on Thu Feb 22, 2007 11:56 am

s.xkitten wrote:$387 in texts alone...not to mention i went over my minutes too...guess i need a better plan :?


$387??

Ok.

So. A text is 25c. 4 texts to the dollar. 387x4= 1548.

1548 texts? A month? That's just.. mental.

How do you DO that?

I'm obsessed about this now :-)

I've got... 118 people in my phones memory.

1548 texts would mean I texted each of them 13 times a month. Mad.

Of course, I actually chat to hardly any of those people. Some are old girlfriends, some are work contacts, some I don't know who the hell they are. For example, I have 3 separate entries for "Girl", probably numbers I've taken but forgotten to ask for a name. "Girl", "Bar girl", "A girl" is what I have. I'm not going to be chatting to them, the fact I don't know their name will almost certainly come up and it'll be awkward)

I have just over a hundred sent messages saved on my phone atm, to a total of 4 people. My girlfriend, my sister and 2 friends.

1548 texts would mean I texted each of them 387 times. That works out at 13 times a day each, everyday for a month.

That's just not true though, as my girlfriend gets most of my text loving. I'd say 70% of my texts go to her.

If I sent 1548 texts, that would be 1083 texts a month, or 36 texts a day to her. Thats 12 texts an hour, or one every 5 minutes. For 24 hours a day. And she'd dump me for crossing the line between boyfriend and insanely needy stalker man. (edit: um, not sure what happened with my maths here. It's 1.5 an hour, or 4 an hour allowing for sleep. Still, a text every 15 mins is still terrifying. I'm leaving the original because I'm an idiot and deserve to be mocked.)

That leaves 465 texts a month for everyone else, which still means I could text all 117 other people in my phone book 4 times that month. Insane.

Right. I'm on a roll now.

Lets say you sleep for a third of each day and are at school or work for a third. That's less than it'll actually be, but with weekends and holidays it'll average out.

So with 2 thirds of your time occupied, your texting fits into the third you have left.

That's 240 hours of time available to text in a month.

If you send 1548 texts a month, that's six an hour, or 154 for each 24 hour period when you can text.

So whenever you're awake and not at school, every 10 minutes you send a text.

Wow. That's not even taking into account the time you spent actually talking on your phone.

I'm scared.
User avatar
Corporal 1st Class Spuzzell
 
Posts: 286
Joined: Wed Mar 22, 2006 8:42 am
Location: Devon

Postby Sammy gags on Thu Feb 22, 2007 3:49 pm

She must be rich
User avatar
Lieutenant Sammy gags
 
Posts: 1642
Joined: Fri May 26, 2006 6:26 pm
Location: ?????

Postby s.xkitten on Thu Feb 22, 2007 10:11 pm

actually, its $0.10 a text...i only have 22 people in my contacts, and i text at school all the time
User avatar
Sergeant s.xkitten
 
Posts: 6911
Joined: Mon Oct 23, 2006 9:56 pm
Location: I dunno

Postby 2dimes on Fri Feb 23, 2007 8:09 am

In class text RevK wrote:Check the abs on that guy in the back of the class.
User avatar
Corporal 2dimes
 
Posts: 13085
Joined: Wed May 31, 2006 1:08 pm
Location: Pepperoni Hug Spot.

Postby Spuzzell on Fri Feb 23, 2007 8:21 am

s.xkitten wrote:actually, its $0.10 a text...i only have 22 people in my contacts, and i text at school all the time


3870 texts per month.

129 texts per DAY.

A text sent every 7 minutes 30 seconds.

175 texts to each contact a month.

Just put down the phone. Seriously. Put the phone the f*ck down.

I don't know you so I'm not being mean, but I seriously doubt all of those texts are, y'know, interesting.

With the money you save in a couple of months, you could take YOUR ENTIRE CONTACT LIST to a themepark.

Mental.
User avatar
Corporal 1st Class Spuzzell
 
Posts: 286
Joined: Wed Mar 22, 2006 8:42 am
Location: Devon

Postby 2dimes on Fri Feb 23, 2007 8:26 am

recipient of text in reply wrote:Hawt!1!!1
User avatar
Corporal 2dimes
 
Posts: 13085
Joined: Wed May 31, 2006 1:08 pm
Location: Pepperoni Hug Spot.

Postby reverend_kyle on Thu Apr 12, 2007 2:25 am

looking for my girl problems thread I found this and remembered how funny it was.


I now have unlimited bout an $80 total bill with internet added on too so $40 originally.


Oh, but my 7000 texts per month doesn't cost anymore
DANCING MUSTARD FOR POOP IN '08!
User avatar
Sergeant reverend_kyle
 
Posts: 9250
Joined: Tue Mar 21, 2006 4:08 pm
Location: 1000 post club


Return to Acceptable Content

Who is online

Users browsing this forum: No registered users

cron