When will you die?

[Master Bush]

i die tommrow

Damn, not soon enough.

[Cynthia]

1st. Tuesday March 5, 2080, at age of 91.

2nd. Monday, September 30, 2086

[The1exile]

Sunday January 27, 2075, of heart dissease, or Tuesday, January 13, 2065.

[Stopper]

Hmmm. I gave up smoking last Monday, and according to the first date-of-death-working-out-thing, there's only 4 years of a difference between if I carry on smoking, and if I don't. Either 2063, or 2067.

Makes giving up hardly seem worth the bother. Basing my decision on this presumably reputable website, I think I'll get a packet of 20 Regal King-Size tonight.

[RobinJ]

86 or 88 apparantley

[Spuzzell]

Hmmm. I gave up smoking last Monday, and according to the first date-of-death-working-out-thing, there's only 4 years of a difference between if I carry on smoking, and if I don't. Either 2063, or 2067.

Makes giving up hardly seem worth the bother. Basing my decision on this presumably reputable website, I think I'll get a packet of 20 Regal King-Size tonight.

Except that if we keep voting in a Labour government, by 2025 20 cigs will cost, at a guess, Fort Knox. So, if you quit now, by the time you get to 2067, logically with the money you've saved you'll be the richest person in the history of everything and able to bribe Death!

(edit: also, if you ARE going to smoke, roll your own. Cutters Choice, 25g = £4/£5, which will make you at least 100. Filters and papers will cost you an extra £1 a week. They taste nicer and smell a hell of a lot better.)

[Joep the 2nd]

Tuesday March 14, 2079, at age of 89.
I will die of a sexual transmitted infection due to the large amount of sexual intercours with my harem

[Stopper]

Except that if we keep voting in a Labour government, by 2025 20 cigs will cost, at a guess, Fort Knox. So, if you quit now, by the time you get to 2067, logically with the money you've saved you'll be the richest person in the history of everything and able to bribe Death!

I LIKE that logic. Plus, I've just been for a 2-mile run, and I discovered I'm able to recreate that fantastic coughing-and-wheezing-fit effect I got every morning, WITHOUT having to buy any fags at all!

[luns101]

NO WAY!! I don't want to die in a nursing home at age 94.

Well, I guess it could be worse. I wonder if I'll still be playing on conquer club by then.

[Orange-Idaho-Dog]

I will die: Friday February 19, 2083, at age of 89 In a Nursing Home of Heart disease.

[btownmeggy]

Hmmm. I gave up smoking last Monday, and according to the first date-of-death-working-out-thing, there's only 4 years of a difference between if I carry on smoking, and if I don't. Either 2063, or 2067.

Makes giving up hardly seem worth the bother. Basing my decision on this presumably reputable website, I think I'll get a packet of 20 Regal King-Size tonight.

That's a beautiful story.

[Aries]

Look, I'm never going to die. I am immortal. I am the reaper. I will steal all your souls at night..... AND LIVE ANOTHER 1000 YEARS!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!

[RobinJ]

But then you'll go to hell after those 1000 years while the rest of us are enjoying immortality in heaven (if you believe in that sort of stuff I'm not sure)

[dcowboys055]

I'll die in 2065 unless im optimistic in which case i'll live til 2084

[Sam Jam]

When you will die: Monday February 8, 2083, at age of 89.
Nursing Home 43.10%
Heart disease 38.20%

Your Personal Day of Death is...Monday, October 6, 2081

[Stopper]

Hmmm. I gave up smoking last Monday, and according to the first date-of-death-working-out-thing, there's only 4 years of a difference between if I carry on smoking, and if I don't. Either 2063, or 2067.

Makes giving up hardly seem worth the bother. Basing my decision on this presumably reputable website, I think I'll get a packet of 20 Regal King-Size tonight.

That's a beautiful story.

I need no praise. If I can inspire just one other person to take up the fags again, that will be my reward.

[Blueoctober]

it will be fuuny if you die crossing the street to buy cigarettes

[flashleg8]

Hmmm. I gave up smoking last Monday, and according to the first date-of-death-working-out-thing, there's only 4 years of a difference between if I carry on smoking, and if I don't. Either 2063, or 2067.

Makes giving up hardly seem worth the bother. Basing my decision on this presumably reputable website, I think I'll get a packet of 20 Regal King-Size tonight.

Except that if we keep voting in a Labour government, by 2025 20 cigs will cost, at a guess, Fort Knox. So, if you quit now, by the time you get to 2067, logically with the money you've saved you'll be the richest person in the history of everything and able to bribe Death!

(edit: also, if you ARE going to smoke, roll your own. Cutters Choice, 25g = £4/£5, which will make you at least 100. Filters and papers will cost you an extra £1 a week. They taste nicer and smell a hell of a lot better.)

Or you could just rake around on the tops of bins to pick out some half smoked fags or big douts (cigs & butts to our American cousins) and gently tease the unsmoked tobacco out (removing the saliva encrusted filter of course!) into strips of newspaper (taken from the same bins - scraping the chipfat off first, mind) and roll them up. This way your habit won't cost you anything - except perhaps your self-respect and dignity. They don't taste that nice and they smell a hell of a lot worse but hey, there’s no such thing as a free lunch (unless you found a few left over crispy bit of chips in the folds of the newspaper wrapping, we all know they're the best ones).