Getting punched by women

[morph]

So... since today in third period (drama class) i convinced a girl from a group of people we and the teacher call "the fuckoff girls" that i REALLY REALLY liked her. I sold her and all her friends, I even got a cumlative "AWWW!" from all the bitches. I gave her my cell phone number so we could hang out sometime, she called it and it was the rejection hotline. Everyone watched and cracked up.

And then im sitting down laughing my ass off with my firends with my back turned and she comes up behind me and sucker punched right as i turned my head. I stood up laughing and was like "ALRIGHT! lets go to the fucking office, whore" with a big bloody smile. GOD! if only she had testicles.

should have moaned and asked for more... that would have really caught her off guard... i usually do it and they either walk away or they smile and instantly like me a bit more..

[morph]

Not in the face, elsewhere though.

dc... no... just no.. go shoo, go away..

[Colaalone]

i didn't understand the first part of this story.

So... since today in third period (drama class) i convinced a girl from a group of people we and the teacher call "the fuckoff girls" that i REALLY REALLY liked her.

what the f*ck is this? is this sentence grammatically incorrect or something?

I sold her and all her friends, I even got a cumlative "AWWW!" from all the bitches.

again, what the f*ck is this? you sold her and all her friends? what the hell? what, are you running a brothel or something? is cumlative even a word?

cu·mu·la·tive /ˈkyumyələtɪv, -ˌleɪtɪv/ Pronunciation Key - Show Spelled Pronunciation[kyoo-myuh-luh-tiv, -ley-tiv] Pronunciation Key - Show IPA Pronunciation
–adjective
1. increasing or growing by accumulation or successive additions: the cumulative effect of one rejection after another.
2. formed by or resulting from accumulation or the addition of successive parts or elements.

sell1 /sɛl/ Pronunciation Key - Show Spelled Pronunciation[sel] Pronunciation Key - Show IPA Pronunciation verb, sold, sell·ing, noun
–verb (used with object)
7. to cause to be accepted, esp. generally or widely: to sell an idea to the public.
8. to cause or persuade to accept; convince: to sell the voters on a candidate.

[Kid_A]

So... today in third period (drama class) i convinced a girl from a group of people we and the teacher call "the fuckoff girls" that i REALLY REALLY liked her. I sold her and all her friends, I even got a cumlative "AWWW!" from all the bitches. I gave her my cell phone number so we could hang out sometime, she called it and it was the rejection hotline. Everyone watched and cracked up.

And then im sitting down laughing my ass off with my firends with my back turned and she comes up behind me and sucker punched right as i turned my head. I stood up laughing and was like "ALRIGHT! lets go to the fucking office, whore" with a big bloody smile. GOD! if only she had testicles.

you're a bad person.

.........funny, but a douche

[Kernal_Kronic]

I got drunk & agreed to let a buddy's girlfriend headbutt me...she headbutted me about 4 times & phuck she had a hard head

Didn't seem like such a good idea the next morning

[Stopper]

My wife . . . many times . . . she has these tiny little fists with sharp knuckles . . .

b.k., I advise you to get in touch with these people. They have been helping pathetic men since 2001!

[Cynthia]

I have punched a girl

[Spuzzell]

I had a blind date once where I learned 3 things:

1: No matter how much wine you've both had, there is no sweetly jokey way to point out your date has a moustache;

2: Girls have no problem with violently flipping the f*ck out in the middle of a restaurant; and

3: To duck.

Punched right in the eye. Touchy bitch. I mean, *I* bothered to shave, why couldn't she?

[jay_a2j]

I had a blind date once where I learned 3 things:

1: No matter how much wine you've both had, there is no sweetly jokey way to point out your date has a moustache;

2: Girls have no problem with violently flipping the f*ck out in the middle of a restaurant; and

3: To duck.

Punched right in the eye. Touchy bitch. I mean, *I* bothered to shave, why couldn't she?

ROFL!!! That is too funny!

[Serbia]

I had a blind date once where I learned 3 things:

1: No matter how much wine you've both had, there is no sweetly jokey way to point out your date has a moustache;

2: Girls have no problem with violently flipping the f*ck out in the middle of a restaurant; and

3: To duck.

Punched right in the eye. Touchy bitch. I mean, *I* bothered to shave, why couldn't she?

Very good, very good!

[unriggable]

1: No matter how much wine you've both had, there is no sweetly jokey way to point out your date has a moustache;

Haha I've noticed that too.

[Kid_A]

My wife . . . many times . . . she has these tiny little fists with sharp knuckles . . .

b.k., I advise you to get in touch with these people. They have been helping pathetic men since 2001!

[Hitman079]

i got punched (or maybe socked) in the shoulder when i made fun of a girl for being stuck-up..the rest have just been slaps..mostly from my mom for talking back or having a terrible attitude or something like that (on the mouth)