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Postby Vincent M on Fri Mar 16, 2007 10:31 am

I cant believe I saw this on MSNBC.com

What do you think

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/17643118/wi ... 3?GT1=9145
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Postby Serbia on Fri Mar 16, 2007 10:33 am

It's really weird.
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Postby MeDeFe on Fri Mar 16, 2007 10:57 am

5 weeks? I think the record is over 20 years, so she doesn't have any bragging rights yet.
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Postby Backglass on Fri Mar 16, 2007 11:06 am

MeDeFe wrote:5 weeks? I think the record is over 20 years, so she doesn't have any bragging rights yet.


60 years. She has a LONG way to go.

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Postby jay_a2j on Fri Mar 16, 2007 4:04 pm

Holding my breath for as long as I can works for me. :P
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Postby CaraLucia on Fri Mar 16, 2007 4:51 pm

Drinking some water with your head down works to.
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Postby Phobia on Fri Mar 16, 2007 5:01 pm

never eat or drink too quickly in the first place.
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Postby Kid_A on Fri Mar 16, 2007 6:38 pm

no no!! you guys got it all wrong.
the best way to cure the hiccups is to stab a hooker to death. and when she's dead, you peel the skin off her face and wear it as a mask. its very therapeutic
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Postby Stopper on Fri Mar 16, 2007 6:39 pm

Kid_A wrote:no no!! you guys got it all wrong.
the best way to cure the hiccups is to stab a hooker to death. and when she's dead, you peel the skin of her face and wear it as a mask. its very therapeutic


Did it work for you? I hope it did, because it sounds an awful lot like hard work.
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Postby reverend_kyle on Fri Mar 16, 2007 6:42 pm

Kid_A wrote:no no!! you guys got it all wrong.
the best way to cure the hiccups is to stab a hooker to death. and when she's dead, you peel the skin of her face and wear it as a mask. its very therapeutic


Thats one hell of an act what do you call it?
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Postby Kid_A on Fri Mar 16, 2007 6:43 pm

Stopper wrote:
Kid_A wrote:no no!! you guys got it all wrong.
the best way to cure the hiccups is to stab a hooker to death. and when she's dead, you peel the skin of her face and wear it as a mask. its very therapeutic


Did it work for you? I hope it did, because it sounds an awful lot like hard work.


after a week straight of hiccups you'll try anything. this method is quite affective, it really works!
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Postby reverend_kyle on Fri Mar 16, 2007 6:43 pm

CaraLucia wrote:Drinking some water with your head down works to.



works for me too.
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Postby Master Bush on Fri Mar 16, 2007 6:44 pm

No it's not.
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Postby reverend_kyle on Fri Mar 16, 2007 6:45 pm

its missing alot, but with work it could be.
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Postby Master Bush on Fri Mar 16, 2007 6:47 pm

No. I was referring to the title of this lame ass thread.
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Postby Stopper on Fri Mar 16, 2007 6:54 pm

Kid_A wrote:
Stopper wrote:
Kid_A wrote:no no!! you guys got it all wrong.
the best way to cure the hiccups is to stab a hooker to death. and when she's dead, you peel the skin of her face and wear it as a mask. its very therapeutic


Did it work for you? I hope it did, because it sounds an awful lot like hard work.


after a week straight of hiccups you'll try anything. this method is quite affective, it really works!


I'm glad to hear it - hiccups are dreadful and you should do what you can to get rid of them - hell, I'm not gonna judge. But you've still never explained to me why you have a KKK gathering in your avatar.
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Postby reverend_kyle on Fri Mar 16, 2007 6:55 pm

Master Bush wrote:No. I was referring to the title of this lame ass thread.



You're right there.
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Postby Kid_A on Fri Mar 16, 2007 6:56 pm

Stopper wrote:
Kid_A wrote:
Stopper wrote:
Kid_A wrote:no no!! you guys got it all wrong.
the best way to cure the hiccups is to stab a hooker to death. and when she's dead, you peel the skin of her face and wear it as a mask. its very therapeutic


Did it work for you? I hope it did, because it sounds an awful lot like hard work.


after a week straight of hiccups you'll try anything. this method is quite affective, it really works!


I'm glad to hear it - hiccups are dreadful and you should do what you can to get rid of them - hell, I'm not gonna judge. But you've still never explained to me why you have a KKK gathering in your avatar.


i see white mountains, but no KKK.
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Postby Stopper on Fri Mar 16, 2007 8:25 pm

Kid_A wrote:i see white mountains, but no KKK.


Yep, considering what you're capable of, love, you haven't convinced me...
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Postby Hitman079 on Fri Mar 16, 2007 11:45 pm

some of the hiccup remedies are soo ridiculous..as hobbes had said in the comic strip Calvin and Hobbes, some of the remedies were obviously made to amuse the friends who suggested them.
-eat a spoon of sugar
-drink water from the far side of the glass
i dunno where i heard this, but
-lick the tip of your forefinger and say the Lord's player backwards as you hop up and down on one foot.
Yahoo! Answers gives all these ridiculous remedies
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Postby Kid_A on Sat Mar 17, 2007 1:28 am

Stopper wrote:
Kid_A wrote:i see white mountains, but no KKK.


Yep, considering what you're capable of, love, you haven't convinced me...


what im capable of? what do you mean?
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Postby Incandenza on Sat Mar 17, 2007 3:20 am

reverend_kyle wrote:
Kid_A wrote:no no!! you guys got it all wrong.
the best way to cure the hiccups is to stab a hooker to death. and when she's dead, you peel the skin of her face and wear it as a mask. its very therapeutic


Thats one hell of an act what do you call it?


The Aristocrats!

seriously, tho, you take a full cup of water, spread a paper towel over the top, and drink the whole thing at a go through the paper.... works a treat with the damnable beer-induced hiccups.
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Postby djt5483 on Sat Mar 17, 2007 3:29 am

go to a chiropractor. they can get rid of hiccups
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Postby Stopper on Sat Mar 17, 2007 4:50 am

Kid_A wrote:what im capable of? what do you mean?


Kid_A wrote:the best way to cure the hiccups is to stab a hooker to death.
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Postby Kid_A on Sat Mar 17, 2007 4:54 am

Stopper wrote:
Kid_A wrote:what im capable of? what do you mean?


Kid_A wrote:the best way to cure the hiccups is to stab a hooker to death.


:oops:

silly me
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