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Monkeys evolving

Postby flashleg8 on Fri Feb 23, 2007 1:12 am

Chimpanzees in Senegal have been observed making and using wooden spears to hunt other primates.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/sci/tech/6387611.stm

I'm putting out a call to arms for all loyal human beings to stop this "evolution of behaviour" in its tracks. We've got to exterminate this threat before it’s too late. The buggers have already mastered sign language and now they're on to medieval weapons technology. This shit stops now. I refuse to be enslaved by a cunning chimp with a stick.
Remember this anyone?

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I say "get your damn paws of me, you stinkin' apes!"
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Postby areon on Fri Feb 23, 2007 1:30 am

Liek omg, where is the monolith that bestowed the knowledge to them?! I need to get enlightenment before enslavement :P
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Postby Kid_A on Fri Feb 23, 2007 5:52 am

im taking a class in evolution this semester :D i sent the link to my professor :-k
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Postby heavycola on Fri Feb 23, 2007 6:01 am

yeah but do they have ipods? Do they have 300 flavours of ice cream? Home cinema? Abdomenizers? electric razors? desk tidies?

Just don't fall asleep in tree hollows without wearing your body armour and everything will be fine.
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Postby Spuzzell on Fri Feb 23, 2007 6:10 am

Christ, so they're already more evolved than Republicans?

Sign me up for the monkey war.
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Postby Kid_A on Fri Feb 23, 2007 6:14 am

Spuzzell wrote:Christ, so they're already more evolved than Republicans?

Sign me up for the monkey war.

:D
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Postby AlgyTaylor on Fri Feb 23, 2007 6:28 am

Spuzzell wrote:Christ, so they're already more evolved than Republicans?

Sign me up for the monkey war.

:lol: :lol: :lol:
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Postby unriggable on Fri Feb 23, 2007 6:55 am

...nice.
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Postby Guiscard on Fri Feb 23, 2007 7:33 am

Teh evolution is a fake though. Ask Jay.

Other than that, if you ever go up into space and crash on a different planet ruled by monkeys then make sure to check its not your own.
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Postby Backglass on Fri Feb 23, 2007 9:33 am

YOU MANIACS! YOU BLEW IT UP!

DAMN YOU! DAMN YOU ALL TO HELLLLLLLLL!!!!!

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